What is Ralph...

Greenreaper · Post by **Greenreaper** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 1:46 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Poe:
Darn it, I want more disturbing naked fan art

Dark Wolfie · Post by **Dark Wolfie** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 6:12 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Poe:
Arrrgghhh!!! More

Poe · Post by **Poe** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 6:13 am

Arrrgghhh!!! More

Icarus · Post by **Icarus** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 8:50 am

That's right, compromise your artistic vision for the sake of hormones. Of course, your strip is based on sex...never mind then.------------------
Recedite, plebes, gero rem imperialem.

Greenreaper · Post by **Greenreaper** » Mon Oct 23, 2000 6:33 am

Just to keep this thread alive (to haunt Poe

. . . are we ever going to find out what is behind this comment from Ralph?". . . and I lost the only person I was ever truly in love with and never saw her again"If only the bag had been a little bigger, maybe we would know . . . *g*TheGreenReaper (Laurence Parry)

Dark Wolfie · Post by **Dark Wolfie** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 7:28 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by NateDogg:
After seconds of considerate thought...I think I have a hypothesis on Ralph's origins. And I may do some fan art based on this.....THE ORIGIN OF RALPH
Mog: Hey there, sugar pants. You look good.Hello Kitty: ....Mog: What say you n' me go back to my air ship and do the horizontal bop, sweet britches?Hello Kitty: ....Mog: What? Aren't I turning you on?Hello Kitty: ......yes. (pulls out a whip.)Mog: ....(Hello Kitty is suddenly dressed in dominatrix gear.)Hello Kitty: C'mere, bitch.(Mog shakes and sweatdrops. Screaming is heard as we fade out.)END.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I found out Hello Kitty was like that the hard way, too. Was interesting, though. Then again, I escaped while she was going to get one of her infamous vibrating massage things. Let me tell you, it wasn't easy to get away, being as tied up as I happened to be.------------------
I now have a signature. Feel the terror.Dark Wolfie, tormentor of babies and speaker of the truth that sets brave people to gibbering.Shaman of the Avalon Forum.Also full of it.

NateDogg · Post by **NateDogg** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 7:30 am

After seconds of considerate thought...I think I have a hypothesis on Ralph's origins. And I may do some fan art based on this.....THE ORIGIN OF RALPH
Mog: Hey there, sugar pants. You look good.Hello Kitty: ....Mog: What say you n' me go back to my air ship and do the horizontal bop, sweet britches?Hello Kitty: ....Mog: What? Aren't I turning you on?Hello Kitty: ......yes. (pulls out a whip.)Mog: ....(Hello Kitty is suddenly dressed in dominatrix gear.)Hello Kitty: C'mere, bitch.(Mog shakes and sweatdrops. Screaming is heard as we fade out.)END.----------------------I bow now.NateDogg

Poe · Post by **Poe** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 8:19 am

Y'know... it's funny, but right after reading that I ran a search for Hello Kitty pornfics...And I couldn't find a single one.
So congratulations people, you're breaking new ground here. heh.

W4 · Post by W4 » Wed Oct 25, 2000 8:49 am

Ask and you shall receive... sorta.
<A HREF="http://indiemadnesse.sandwich.net/extract/se012.txt" TARGET=_blank>http://indiemadnesse.sandwich.net/extract/se012.txt</A> That's chapter 12 of a story which can be found at <A HREF="http://indiemadnesse.sandwich.net/extract/extract.html" TARGET=_blank>http://indiemadnesse.sandwich.net/extra ... ct.html</A>

CandleJack · Post by **CandleJack** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 12:01 am

Oh, I dunno. I'm of the opinion that these bisexual Ninja chicks that we keep hearing of in Poe's .sig are actually all under the control of Ralph, anyway. After all, with but a slight modification of that Goth Look Ralph had going on a few strips ago, you'd have Goth Ninja Ralph, which just BEGS for an army of Nubile Ninja Nymphoids to do his bidding and provide him with such esoterica as the book which summons Cthulu. Jeez... Goth Ninja Ralph? What was I thinking? What next, Samurai Moresey? :goes off to flush his brain clean of the image:

LostJonny · Post by **LostJonny** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 12:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Kyrin:
Makes me wonder if I can find some stuff involving Strawberry Shortcake.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>The late lamented National Lampoon ran a full page cartoon one time entitled "Strawberry Cheesecake." A well endowed Strawberry Shortcake with a spiked dog collar was taking it doggy style from a very happy Smurf. This was over 20 years ago.--
LJ
"Yeah, I'm that old..."

CandleJack · Post by **CandleJack** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 12:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Icarus:
I just sort of made the connection. You already brought in Jordan, although she's a mad scientist instead of a...wait, what was she in the other one?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, in Babylon Jones, there is a "Roomate Girl Genius" with a cybernetic left arm, who smokes cigarettes and lives beneath a domination palace... Hrm... The plot, she thickens...

Greenreaper · Post by **Greenreaper** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 3:54 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by LostJonny:
 A well endowed Strawberry Shortcake with a spiked dog collar was taking it doggy style from a very happy Smurf. This was over 20 years ago.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You would not *believe* how popular that picture is on our school network. It must have taken *weeks* to get rid of all the copies . . . well . . . *nearly* all the copies - *g*TheGreenReaper (Laurence Parry)

Poe · Post by **Poe** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 6:47 am

Wow, I stand corrected.Oh, the wonders of the internet...hmm...*goes off to run a search for Rainbow Brite hentai.*

Icarus · Post by **Icarus** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 7:19 am

I tell you no.------------------
Recedite, plebes, gero rem imperialem.

Kyrin · Post by **Kyrin** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 10:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Poe:

Oh, the wonders of the internet...hmm...*goes off to run a search for Rainbow Brite hentai.*
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh sure, I see how it is, I get flak for making a passing comment about Jordan and Bimbo getting it on (which no one understood, I meant that Poe cannot truly make a comic that appeals to the masses that it deplores without base things like sex and violence which society just loves to gobble up) by the very same person who's now off in search of Rainbow Brite Hentai?I mean, Rainbow Brite Hentai? That's so...eroticMakes me wonder if I can find some stuff involving Strawberry Shortcake. ------------------
Now where did I put the Customer Appreciation Bat?-Kyrin

NateDogg · Post by **NateDogg** » Sat Oct 28, 2000 2:10 am

80's kiddie fare nostalgia gone horribly wrong. Good stuff. Post it!NateDogg

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Tue Oct 31, 2000 5:56 am

The internet never ceases to amaze me.... lol.

Miller · Post by **Miller** » Tue Oct 31, 2000 10:06 am

From Poe:
...Okay, okay, I know there hasn't really been much sex in it lately, but I promise... just as soon as the nasty boring character development stuff gets done with, I'll add all sorts of naked bisexual ninja anime girls and crap to make you all happy.From Icarus:
Wait a minute...that last bit in your signature...you're talking about Babylon Jones, aren't you?From Poe:
*quickly hides the EN scripts* Hey, no reading ahead!! hee-hee...My word... have I started to become that predictable?From Icarus:
I just sort of made the connection. You already brought in Jordan, although she's a mad scientist instead of a...wait, what was she in the other one?From CandleJack:
Well, in Babylon Jones, there is a "Roomate Girl Genius" with a cybernetic left arm, who smokes cigarettes and lives beneath a domination palace... Hrm... The plot, she thickens...I can see it now Babylon Jones returns after a 4 year absence to visit Jordan, encounters Ralph, confuses him for her nemesis Happy-Kat, and attempts to ventilate him. The running battle (Ralph running, Babs battling) trashes most of the apartment building severely annoying Jordan and only stops when it encounters the running battle between Bunny (the mega-sword wielding girl wearing a pink bunny outfit) and Tomata (The Saiyan feminist who had gone berserk because of that time of the month) whereupon the midden really hits the windmill.And no you're not predictable we're just nosy. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">Miller -- Yes I did look at your gallery and at your FPL character sheets.[This message has been edited by Miller (edited 10-31-2000).][This message has been edited by Miller (edited 11-02-2000).]

CandleJack · Post by **CandleJack** » Wed Nov 01, 2000 8:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Miller:
From Poe:
...Okay, okay, I know there hasn't really been much sex in it lately, but I promise... just as soon as the nasty boring character development stuff gets done with, I'll add all sorts of naked bisexual ninja anime girls and crap to make you all happy.From Icarus:
Wait a minute...that last bit in your signature...you're talking about Babylon Jones, aren't you?From Poe:
*quickly hides the EN scripts* Hey, no reading ahead!! hee-hee...My word... have I started to become that predictable?From Icarus:
I just sort of made the connection. You already brought in Jordan, although she's a mad scientist instead of a...wait, what was she in the other one?From CandleJack:
Well, in Babylon Jones, there is a "Roomate Girl Genius" with a cybernetic left arm, who smokes cigarettes and lives beneath a domination palace... Hrm... The plot, she thickens...I cam see it now Babylon Jones returns after a 4 year absence to visit Jordan, encounters Ralph, confuses him for her nemesis Happy-Kat, and attempts to ventilate him. The running battle (Ralph running, Babs battling) trashes most of the apartment building severely annoying Jordan and only stops when it encounters the running battle between Bunny (the mega-sword wielding girl wearing a pink bunny outfit) and Tomata (The Saiyan feminist who had gone berserk because of that time of the month) whereupon the midden really hits the windmill.]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Need to work Bimbo in the shower in there somewhere, and make sure to fill each panel with either ubiquitous porn jokes, or lots of "free range" breast shots. Can never have enough of those.