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by General_Failure
Sat Apr 20, 2002 7:33 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: A very strange mirror...
Replies: 14
Views: 2179

ACK! I FORGOT MY KNIFE!!!

WELCOME!

*rummages through this "tool box"

AHA! FOUND ME BETTY! AND SHE'S STILL RUSTY AND DULL! YAY!

Now this will hurt for a long while, just sit back and relax, and enjoy the pain.
by General_Failure
Fri Apr 19, 2002 4:15 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Off Topic(?): Aliases
Replies: 38
Views: 16038

I've had this nick since q1 in the early days, but before I was General it was...

RATTIKINS!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM EVIL!!!
by General_Failure
Wed Apr 17, 2002 3:52 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Guess the Cutie
Replies: 44
Views: 5344

Well I gotta say I don't draw often infact I've always thought my drawlings REALLY suck so I feel ya striker, 100%. But everone that looks at some of my sketches they like it, and I DON'T GET IT... oh well here's just a sample of crap art of mine :smile: http://www.planetquake.com/madness/misc/john/...
by General_Failure
Sat Apr 13, 2002 6:00 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: I'm scared now...
Replies: 40
Views: 4443

is it a sheep state? hehe
by General_Failure
Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:34 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: I'm scared now...
Replies: 40
Views: 4443

wtf? it posed like 10 fucking times...and yes I CAN count I'm just exagerating and no I can't spell. someone delete all but 1 of those last posts please
by General_Failure
Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:33 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: I'm scared now...
Replies: 40
Views: 4443

Well since I'm an AMERICAN I think I will stick to my ways and eat at jack in the box, and don't do stupid shit that my ancestors did hundreds of years ago, ew! ROTTEN FISH? WTF!? I mean I fish for bass every now and again but throw them back cause I can't stand shit from the water, taste funny and ...
by General_Failure
Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:33 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: I'm scared now...
Replies: 40
Views: 4443

Well since I'm an AMERICAN I think I will stick to my ways and eat at jack in the box, and don't do stupid shit that my ancestors did hundreds of years ago, ew! ROTTEN FISH? WTF!? I mean I fish for bass every now and again but throw them back cause I can't stand shit from the water, taste funny and ...
by General_Failure
Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:33 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: I'm scared now...
Replies: 40
Views: 4443

Well since I'm an AMERICAN I think I will stick to my ways and eat at jack in the box, and don't do stupid shit that my ancestors did hundreds of years ago, ew! ROTTEN FISH? WTF!? I mean I fish for bass every now and again but throw them back cause I can't stand shit from the water, taste funny and ...
by General_Failure
Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:33 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: I'm scared now...
Replies: 40
Views: 4443

Well since I'm an AMERICAN I think I will stick to my ways and eat at jack in the box, and don't do stupid shit that my ancestors did hundreds of years ago, ew! ROTTEN FISH? WTF!? I mean I fish for bass every now and again but throw them back cause I can't stand shit from the water, taste funny and ...
by General_Failure
Fri Apr 12, 2002 2:25 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: I'm scared now...
Replies: 40
Views: 4443

Ok that was a fucking wierd quicky...Even I was freaked out when I read it
by General_Failure
Thu Apr 11, 2002 12:35 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Viva La Pussy
Replies: 74
Views: 10345

wow it IS true you england dudes DO smoke a lot of fags! hehe inside smokers joke.. here's to fagism..*puff*
by General_Failure
Wed Apr 10, 2002 4:08 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Viva La Pussy
Replies: 74
Views: 10345

I wounder if they throw the food at his mouth?? eghads!
by General_Failure
Sat Apr 06, 2002 7:28 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: What's your favourite scary movie?
Replies: 41
Views: 4692

My FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE IS SHAZAAM! IT HAS SHAQ! HE SUCKS AT ACTING BUT HE KEEPS DOING IT! AAAAARRRRRGG! WHEN WILL THE INSANITY STOP!?
by General_Failure
Mon Apr 01, 2002 5:43 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Survey! For my class! Not on topic, but please fill it out
Replies: 9
Views: 1064

1) Do you feel that the penalties for Drunk Driving are insufficient for the magnitude of the crime? Well that depends on were you live. not gonna go into details, but in the US the drinking age is 21 which I think is totally stupid, you need to get kids started young and get their tollerance, kinda...
by General_Failure
Mon Apr 01, 2002 5:35 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Survey! For my class! Not on topic, but please fill it out
Replies: 9
Views: 1064

I SAY WE JUST LEGALIZE WEED AND MAKE BEER ILLEGAL! I know I can smoke a bowl and drive, but if I've been drinking for a while I "can't" drive but I still do, my luck hasn't ran out and I haven't hit anyone or killed myself, doing weed, or beer. but I still think smoking a joint while behind the whee...
by General_Failure
Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:05 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: YEAH THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Replies: 125
Views: 12936

I think this should be the next jack episode, although I wounder what my punishment would be like in hell...
by General_Failure
Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:39 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: YEAH THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Replies: 125
Views: 12936

yeah but it's great for conversation starters
by General_Failure
Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:30 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: YEAH THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Replies: 125
Views: 12936

accually I've seen a shrink and she told me I was fine... thats what they all said...
by General_Failure
Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:25 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: YEAH THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Replies: 125
Views: 12936

no acually I'm an only child and I'm glad...I think I woulda hit my sibling with a car if I had one...

*glances at the mound of dirt in the backyard*

heh..yeah..only child here
by General_Failure
Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:19 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: YEAH THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Replies: 125
Views: 12936

man if you lived out in the middle of the corn fields for 18 years of your life you'd do it too :smile: