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We have three comics on tap. Unfortunatly, Keenspace isn't posting 'em, and Jeff can't get into the server to slap the manual override. Disaster! We'll let you know how things turn out. It appears many other Keenspace comics are having similar problems.

Believe it. The Underground is going to begin its seven day marathon tomorrow. Where have I been, you ask? Fighting drunken Communist Inuits from their scout Igloos just under the Mason-Dixon line and fearlessly saving Democracy from Richard Nixon's living amputated hand. I'm back now, and better fo...

Women are cool. should have Jeff draw more. In the nude. ;-D

Yes, the third panel in the comic is supposed to be blank.
Well, obviously he's using his connections in Catholicism to hit on that chick. The J-Man is trying to tap that, and obviously Spence isn't too happy about it....

You need to look at your Bible closer, Hbomb. It clearly states in Matthew 18:20:10-3x52/2-(90-x-cos(45)), "And Robert looked upon Joseph in confusion and uttered, "Hark, for he hath been gone this fortnight, and thine sheep hath been raped upon every night hence. For what we could catch this vile t...

Where in the Jesus is everyone?

I'd vote, but since I'm writing for the strip....

You know, in case you're blind.
And the plot thickens!
Tell us what you think.

So Mr. I Shoot Laser Beams Out Of My Crotch would like us to return to discussing his genetlia, eh? Well, I believe he likes to stick it in farm animals and various household appliances.
That does, by the way, include the toaster.
Zing!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is your anatomy lesson for today. By the way, Erin, I don't see *you* complaining about certain parts of anatomy that males posess that you've made quite a lot of use of. So don't knock it too much. Oh, wait, I'm sorry, you havebeen...

Listen, there was a lot of drinking at that party, and things just got out of control with pin-the-tail-on-the-Jesus, okay?

Oh, but I do understand.
I understand in ways you simply can't imagine.
Your feeble mind would explode if you attempted to grasp all that I understand, if you were even subjected to a smidgin of the power that envelopes the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Really. We promise.

Bueller?
Anyone? Anyone?

Yes, YES! Let the Windows-bashing begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I, of course, use a Macintosh. It's fast, it's sleek, and it's sexy...truly a classy and tasteful machine to own. And we have five over a LAN here. In related news...MOO 3 will be released in 14 days. Yes, I'm counting down. You should be too.

No, not again! Not again! Ninjas killed my father!

Don't make me beat you, Jeff. I know where you live.

Why thank you If I'm going to hell, I might as well juice all I can out of it.
And Jeff is kick-ass. Don't go knocking Jeff, or I'll take those lasers that shoot out of your crotch and reflect them up your ass. Believe me, anal eye correction surgery is a bitch.

Why thank you If I'm going to hell, I might as well juice all I can out of it.
And Jeff is kick-ass. Don't go knocking Jeff, or I'll take those lasers that shoot out of your crotch and reflect them up your ass. Believe me, anal eye correction surgery is a bitch.

Not a fucking dog, eh? So he's one of those non-fucking types, I would assume.
I imagine that takes a lot of fun out of life.

Rachel, you deserve a medal.
Unfortunatly, we're too cheap for medals. So you get extra karma to go to your next reincarnation, OR, extra bonus points to cash in for an overlarge doll when you reach the carnival booth in Heaven.
Happy trails...