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mew?

*noses at a previously unuseable/unreadable poll*

mew!!!

*pounces the letter A*

*purrs at Spons en-masse, surrounding him with thousands of kittens, each with their own ribbon*

mew!

*looks at Glych with huuuge cute kitten eyes - well, around a double million pairs of kitten eyes...*

mew [why not? You fit the Check List to select a human.]

mew [Friendly, Understanding, Comfortable Lap (very important, that one!), Good with Can Opener, and Prompt with Din Din! You're perfect!]

mew [Not to mention that you're behind our favorite, Spons!]

*purr*

There's an audience??!?!?!? *gasp* -glych mew! [yup, only around 500,000,000 of us Kittens, though.] mew... [we worship you as a Goddess!] mew! [The Goddess who created Spons, our favorite cat-god!] *purr* [All will worship Glych and despair!] mew [and we'll ribbon anyone who doesn't go along with ...

Yes... that "wonderful' outside here where it's 120 on my back patio and the incredible outside where it's only 79 outside Steve's window....can you beleive we only live an hour away from each other? CA is weird... -glych Mew. [You state that like there's something wrong with 120 degree weather. We...

I'm....I'm...going to go outside! There is no Outside. Mew! [of course there is an Outside , Brian Lackey did a superb job of writing it! We recommend it to all of you and it's free!] *purr* mew? [Or do you mean Outside as in that place that exists beyond the windows and doors, where birds fly and ...

Hmm how many holes does Tangents have in its code? And can we play with the loose ends from the holes? *purr*

*plays with yarn with Glych*

Besides, she purrs and is cute and plays with yarn with us! *purr*!!!

We are *not* associated with Barney.

We are the Kitten. Spons is only our God, he did not create us. We created ourselves. *purr* If Spons tries to have Barney as our commander, we will forsake him and worship Glych. She's a Goddess afterall. *purr*

Resistance is Furry.

Spons is God.

Surrender now.

And can we have some milk, please? *purr*

Bring it on! :grin: :grin: :grin: As the CRFH Boards can attest, we've been taking lessons from the Sluggy Freelance Kittens and know how to fricasse our enemies in 2.3 seconds flat! (Or actually chunky. :grin: ) *contented purr* And we already took Curtis down earlier when he came onto the CRFH Boa...

*purr*
Tell us who to Swarm and Ribbon! We'll... convince them to print your comic!
*purr* First we force them to watch Sluggy Freelance's "Kitten"... then we start sharpening our claws...

Were we mentioned? *purr*

Um... what's it matter if you're naked? I mean, we're always naked and people don't mind at all. Of course, you humans don't have enough fur so I think you wear the fake fur so you don't get cold and wet, silly, you should grow a coat of fur like us. :grin: :grin: :grin: It's so soft and smooth espe...

But Glych... if you turn into the Incredible Hulk (or She-Hulk in your case) then your clothes would all rip and your extrovert would start blushing again! :grin: Besides, could you get mad at *us*? Even if we're not the Kitten from Sluggy Freelance? I swear, no relation at all... :grin: though Spon...

Yes, you were the third poster.

And us... we're the 4th through 53rd poster.

Now give us milk! And kitty toys!

On 2002-02-20 01:08, glych wrote:
As for the kitten...good to see you!

You know Spons is your king...

Spons might be our King (and let's see *anyone* try and rule us cats!) but Chester is our Messiah, and Sebastian (of Clan of the Cats) is our God.

*purr*

Oh please. We see that type of image whenever we wake up and yawnies. Of course we have many more mouths to do yawnies and many more teeth, even if we don't have metal balls on our tongues, but why would you want a metal ball on your tongue it makes grooming your fur that much more difficult I'd thi...

Yes, Cats are good. And God.

Kittens are better though.