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by Elliot N. Golunda
Sun Nov 03, 2002 7:52 pm
Forum: Albion Fuzz
Topic: Killer Jets -Oct. 18th strip
Replies: 9
Views: 6165

Squawk!

I have a small assortment of such "squawks" and their assortments. Do you know where I can find more?

I'd offer to list here the ones I have, but only if anyone wants to see them.
by Elliot N. Golunda
Wed Oct 23, 2002 5:15 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Really CRAPPY music!
Replies: 37
Views: 2771

Andrick: Musical scores, instrumentals and non-popsong soundtracks are definitely worth listening to as they tend to be more of an ambient mood setter as opposed to songs. I'm inclined to agree: I find it much easier to think and work while listening to classical music, "smooth jazz", or "new age"....
by Elliot N. Golunda
Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:55 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Whatever happenned to...
Replies: 9
Views: 763

Whatever happenned to...

the forum thread where everyone was introducing themselves?

Was it deleted? If so, why?
by Elliot N. Golunda
Tue Oct 22, 2002 6:24 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: This is just plain twisted and evil
Replies: 35
Views: 3389

I agree,

we should steer back to the original topic: Charlie, who is about to get Nip-ed in the bud. :D
by Elliot N. Golunda
Mon Oct 21, 2002 8:16 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: This is just plain twisted and evil
Replies: 35
Views: 3389

Re: Ram-a lamb-a ding dong

Squeaky Bunny wrote:I've got no beef with you. Why lambaste me?
What heifer are you talking about? I was only ribbing you. If I genuinely had a T-bone to pick with you, then I would be busting your chops. :wink:
by Elliot N. Golunda
Sat Oct 19, 2002 6:48 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: This is just plain twisted and evil
Replies: 35
Views: 3389

I herd that!

Expect a stampede of mutton but bull puns, thanks to that cattle-call for wordplay. :roll:
by Elliot N. Golunda
Wed Oct 16, 2002 10:18 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Is it just my imagination...
Replies: 2
Views: 419

Is it just my imagination...

or does Charlie seem to be speaking with Jack Nicholson's voice whenever I read his lines?
by Elliot N. Golunda
Wed Oct 16, 2002 10:01 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: I just had the crap scared out of me.
Replies: 10
Views: 1253

Re: By the by...

TheDimensionalMan wrote:Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?

http://www.jaybill.com/~jaybill/article ... ticleID=49
:o :o :o

Thank you very much. Now I have just the thing to send to my enemies! :evil:
by Elliot N. Golunda
Wed Oct 16, 2002 9:41 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Babe's in the 'hood
Replies: 11
Views: 1446

Fire in the what? :o
by Elliot N. Golunda
Tue Oct 15, 2002 10:10 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: This is just plain twisted and evil
Replies: 35
Views: 3389

Somewhere, I hear a Vorlon saying...

"And so it begins..." :lol: I know it's a ruse, but if it were real, wouldn't you think that Kay's father would skip Charlie's liver for a couple of other targets, somewhat lower down? :wink: Oh wait, I forgot: this is a family-oriented strip. Mayhem galore, but keep the bawdy to a minimum! :oops: ...
by Elliot N. Golunda
Tue Oct 15, 2002 9:51 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: I just had the crap scared out of me.
Replies: 10
Views: 1253

Theirs, and all of the other animated-image adverts. Back in the late 90's, I learned an amusing phrase for these animated .gif files: "Dancing Baloney". What annoys me, at the risk of being seen as a whiner, is that the "Dancing Baloney" is always the first to load, and starts its "dance" before an...
by Elliot N. Golunda
Mon Oct 14, 2002 9:44 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Babe's in the 'hood
Replies: 11
Views: 1446

It's all in the difference a bad day makes... I've been ... kidnapped by giant talking snakes, and woken up buck naked in a vat of lime Jell-o. I'm dressed in rags, covered in slime, my hair is ruined, that cute outfit I found is gone , and I'm getting my period . ...so why be surprised that she's r...
by Elliot N. Golunda
Mon Oct 14, 2002 9:25 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: 10-14
Replies: 6
Views: 985

This looks like a job for

either Ben or Sheldon, one (or both) of whom will have to explain to Pete why he need not fear the supernatural (good luck!), or at least Ben & his posse.

But I bet it will be Lilly who does the calming and soothing (talk about going from Sigourny Weaver to Julia Roberts!) :wink:
by Elliot N. Golunda
Mon Oct 14, 2002 8:34 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Ben and Aliens?
Replies: 1
Views: 513

That was just a case of

the punishment fitting the crime (anal-probing by aliens). :lol:

Obviously, the loxies and lawyer drones require a different response.
by Elliot N. Golunda
Fri Oct 11, 2002 8:22 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 10/10
Replies: 34
Views: 3157

Re: Say...

Nip doesn't wear underwear? Clothing for furries wouldn't necessarily follow the same approach used by certain furless simians. Given the thickness of the fur around the pelvic regions, plus the local climate (heat & humidity), this is probably not an instance where Hane's will "make you feel good ...
by Elliot N. Golunda
Fri Oct 11, 2002 8:06 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: YEEHA!
Replies: 4
Views: 708

Raunchy?

Hardly. But as you pointed out, some people will get hung up on any little thing.

To you and me, it's just a lil' ol' M-80 in a paint can. :D

To them, it's a 40-megaton H-bomb on their doorstep. :o

Some folks have no sense of proportion. :roll:
by Elliot N. Golunda
Thu Oct 10, 2002 2:56 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: YEEHA!
Replies: 4
Views: 708

Can it still be considered clean,

given that they just mentioned "SEX"? :oops:
by Elliot N. Golunda
Thu Oct 10, 2002 2:47 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 10/10
Replies: 34
Views: 3157

Re: To halt any speculation...

Firstus: no mind-altering chemicals were involved--- save what comes over the counter at your average honky-tonk bar.... and was self-administered. I'll have to admit, the possibility that he used Rohypnol or GHB on her came to mind... :o Segundus: Charlie's a jerk, but he's not THAT big of a jerk....
by Elliot N. Golunda
Mon Sep 09, 2002 4:40 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Where do YOU think Lily is?
Replies: 9
Views: 992

David Adrian wrote:Presumably, fileting snakes...
And if you think Lily's terrible with her claws, just wait until she turns on them with that devastating wit of hers.
:wink:
by Elliot N. Golunda
Mon Sep 09, 2002 10:11 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Hey...
Replies: 7
Views: 684

Hmmm...

Somehow, I'm not quite getting the whole picture, here. :-?