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by Fergus
Thu Mar 21, 2002 10:04 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Jack SUX!!! Jack SUX!!! Jack SUX!!! Jack SUX!!! Jack SUX!!!
Replies: 81
Views: 6948

What's this "life" thing I keep hearing about?
by Fergus
Thu Feb 28, 2002 3:08 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Pride, I Presume?
Replies: 11
Views: 1530

Duuhhhhhhhhh
Completely forgot about Envy.
My only excuse is it's been a long week.
Why the zombies and assasins then?
Unless it's not Kane...
by Fergus
Wed Feb 27, 2002 6:00 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Nice wings :)
Replies: 5
Views: 723

Now that you mention it, it does look like the feathers are only connected to one bony thing at the top...
*flicks nit off of tweezers*
by Fergus
Wed Feb 27, 2002 5:57 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Christian Theology 101 - your actual milage may vary
Replies: 15
Views: 1555

Jack's angels have free will, I think. If not, why would Central have to tell Farago to stop petting the rabbit? Oooohh, here's a thought... God himself hasn't made an appearence yet. (not that I think He will, this early in the game) Everyone knows that Humans/Furries/Earthdwellers are capable of m...
by Fergus
Wed Feb 27, 2002 5:48 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Pride, I Presume?
Replies: 11
Views: 1530

Judging from his hands, he's an ugly guy. Dave hinted that Kane would make an appearence at the end of this arc...Is this him? The assasin and zombies still don't make sence to me, but maybe all will be revealed in time.
by Fergus
Fri Feb 22, 2002 4:48 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Jack in Ursa Major Awards final ballot
Replies: 48
Views: 3805

Motiki Man looks like Mumbo Jumbo from Banjo-Kazooie. Is this coincidence?
by Fergus
Fri Feb 22, 2002 4:07 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Comic of the 20th..
Replies: 22
Views: 2319

I thought it was one lizard takes up the main body, and the other is his/her stomach, just watching him eat. However, if she works up enough strength (perhaps perversely related to how much the body consumes) She gets to take control and chow down. Watch how Lisa emerges again. (if you can stomach i...
by Fergus
Fri Feb 22, 2002 3:56 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Arena
Replies: 598
Views: 41930

Fergus takes a break from his lasagneto quip his history (quid, Hehehe, funny word) Fergus: "I was, well, um...a physics student. Yeah, I know, quit staring. Anyway, I was doing some research on the fabric of space-time itself. It's well known that large ammounts of matter or energy can bend space, ...
by Fergus
Thu Feb 21, 2002 3:38 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: RE
Replies: 34
Views: 3050

I dunno, I loved Starcraft, but how good a movie would it be? Yes, you got funky Zerg, cool protoss psychic stuff (Ever wondered what a Psionic Storm would look like from the inside?) and the whole war epic thing, but y'know someone in Hollywood will destroy it... Anyone else think that Blizzard cou...
by Fergus
Wed Feb 20, 2002 4:59 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Comic of the 20th..
Replies: 22
Views: 2319

So in addition to the fact the Hellish meat tastes funny, Lisa and Bob are doomed to eat each other for eternity? That's weird/gross. Extremely cool though. (I thought they got off kinda easy in "Fallen Angel")
by Fergus
Wed Feb 20, 2002 4:05 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Arena
Replies: 598
Views: 41930

I'll bite, I'm a sucker for shiny objects. Fergus, after adjusting his undergarments to release the wedgie, approaches the red sparkly thing. Fergus reaches for the gem, but then remembers his earlier experiences with Ashton, and pulls back his arm. Fergus gives a mental command to his staff, and th...
by Fergus
Tue Feb 19, 2002 11:45 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Arena
Replies: 598
Views: 41930

When Foddercat comes to, he hears a low voice whispering in his ear. "So I'm not a guy to mess with, eh?" Fodder whiles around and sees the menacing for of Fergus, holding something behind his back. "I've got only one thing to say to that..." Foddercat tries to reach for his weapon, but Fergus' glar...
by Fergus
Tue Feb 19, 2002 3:34 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Eat your heart out.
Replies: 17
Views: 1728

Like in a book or something. Paper's made from trees y'know.
by Fergus
Mon Feb 18, 2002 1:55 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Arena
Replies: 598
Views: 41930

"Do you have any Idea how much that stings?!" Cypress spins aroung as Fergus reanimates behind him. "Plus, that's twice you touched my staff. Nobody touches my staff!! Wait, that didn't sound too good...." Clearly deranged from his multiple beatings, Fergus rips open a portal behind Cypress. A huge ...
by Fergus
Mon Feb 18, 2002 1:45 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Ok...what's goin' on?
Replies: 16
Views: 1584

Ich.
Forum's connected to Jack again, so that's cool.
Forum itself is extremely uncool. (sorry, colors and things are uncool. Forum's residents are still cool)
What happened? I take it you weren't consulted Dave?
by Fergus
Fri Feb 15, 2002 7:28 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Am I the only one...
Replies: 15
Views: 1235

I'm from Hong Kong, and I thought I was far out...
Get to read all the updates in the early evening though. Gotta love time zones...
by Fergus
Fri Feb 15, 2002 7:19 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Arena
Replies: 598
Views: 41930

"Well fodder, those glasses were just protection from the solar flare. It sucks to die by your own hand. If you really want those shades, they're yours!" Fergus snaps his fingers, and the enchanted shades adjust themselves to the contours of Foddercat's head. They fit very snugly now, in fact a litt...
by Fergus
Fri Feb 15, 2002 5:20 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: [2/15/02] I take it...
Replies: 20
Views: 1794

Um, is this the Valentine's Day Special or something?
And What's With Mr. Smith??!?!?!
by Fergus
Fri Feb 15, 2002 2:05 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Arena
Replies: 598
Views: 41930

"Robots. Always the robots. I hate robots!!!" Fergus re-assembles himself from his mangled corpse and slaps his enchanted sunglasses on over his furious red eyes. He waves his staff, and a shield of blue energy surrounds him. With another gesture, one of Fergus' portals appears in front of him, this...
by Fergus
Thu Feb 14, 2002 4:31 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Arena
Replies: 598
Views: 41930

"Robots. Always the robots. I hate robots!!!" Fergus re-assembles himself from his mangled corpse and slaps his enchanted sunglasses on over his furious red eyes. He waves his staff, and a shield of blue energy surrounds him. With another gesture, one of Fergus' portals appears in front of him, this...