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- Thu Mar 21, 2002 10:04 pm
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Jack SUX!!! Jack SUX!!! Jack SUX!!! Jack SUX!!! Jack SUX!!!
- Replies: 81
- Views: 6948
- Thu Feb 28, 2002 3:08 am
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Pride, I Presume?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1530
- Wed Feb 27, 2002 6:00 am
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Nice wings :)
- Replies: 5
- Views: 723
- Wed Feb 27, 2002 5:57 am
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Christian Theology 101 - your actual milage may vary
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1555
Jack's angels have free will, I think. If not, why would Central have to tell Farago to stop petting the rabbit? Oooohh, here's a thought... God himself hasn't made an appearence yet. (not that I think He will, this early in the game) Everyone knows that Humans/Furries/Earthdwellers are capable of m...
- Wed Feb 27, 2002 5:48 am
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Pride, I Presume?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1530
- Fri Feb 22, 2002 4:48 pm
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Jack in Ursa Major Awards final ballot
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3805
- Fri Feb 22, 2002 4:07 am
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Comic of the 20th..
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2319
I thought it was one lizard takes up the main body, and the other is his/her stomach, just watching him eat. However, if she works up enough strength (perhaps perversely related to how much the body consumes) She gets to take control and chow down. Watch how Lisa emerges again. (if you can stomach i...
Fergus takes a break from his lasagneto quip his history (quid, Hehehe, funny word) Fergus: "I was, well, um...a physics student. Yeah, I know, quit staring. Anyway, I was doing some research on the fabric of space-time itself. It's well known that large ammounts of matter or energy can bend space, ...
I dunno, I loved Starcraft, but how good a movie would it be? Yes, you got funky Zerg, cool protoss psychic stuff (Ever wondered what a Psionic Storm would look like from the inside?) and the whole war epic thing, but y'know someone in Hollywood will destroy it... Anyone else think that Blizzard cou...
- Wed Feb 20, 2002 4:59 am
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Comic of the 20th..
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2319
I'll bite, I'm a sucker for shiny objects. Fergus, after adjusting his undergarments to release the wedgie, approaches the red sparkly thing. Fergus reaches for the gem, but then remembers his earlier experiences with Ashton, and pulls back his arm. Fergus gives a mental command to his staff, and th...
When Foddercat comes to, he hears a low voice whispering in his ear. "So I'm not a guy to mess with, eh?" Fodder whiles around and sees the menacing for of Fergus, holding something behind his back. "I've got only one thing to say to that..." Foddercat tries to reach for his weapon, but Fergus' glar...
- Tue Feb 19, 2002 3:34 am
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Eat your heart out.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1728
"Do you have any Idea how much that stings?!" Cypress spins aroung as Fergus reanimates behind him. "Plus, that's twice you touched my staff. Nobody touches my staff!! Wait, that didn't sound too good...." Clearly deranged from his multiple beatings, Fergus rips open a portal behind Cypress. A huge ...
- Mon Feb 18, 2002 1:45 am
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Ok...what's goin' on?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1584
- Fri Feb 15, 2002 7:28 am
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: Am I the only one...
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1235
"Well fodder, those glasses were just protection from the solar flare. It sucks to die by your own hand. If you really want those shades, they're yours!" Fergus snaps his fingers, and the enchanted shades adjust themselves to the contours of Foddercat's head. They fit very snugly now, in fact a litt...
- Fri Feb 15, 2002 5:20 am
- Forum: Jack
- Topic: [2/15/02] I take it...
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1794
"Robots. Always the robots. I hate robots!!!" Fergus re-assembles himself from his mangled corpse and slaps his enchanted sunglasses on over his furious red eyes. He waves his staff, and a shield of blue energy surrounds him. With another gesture, one of Fergus' portals appears in front of him, this...
"Robots. Always the robots. I hate robots!!!" Fergus re-assembles himself from his mangled corpse and slaps his enchanted sunglasses on over his furious red eyes. He waves his staff, and a shield of blue energy surrounds him. With another gesture, one of Fergus' portals appears in front of him, this...