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by Crispy Knight
Tue Feb 19, 2002 6:00 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Would you buy our crap?
Replies: 13
Views: 2466

MAN-MANley boxer shorts. Or even better, Crispin Glover cockroach shorts with the Man-Man branding somewhere on it.

/ck
by Crispy Knight
Sun Feb 10, 2002 6:57 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: One ring pop to rule them all. . .
Replies: 8
Views: 1196

<obscure reference to Snooky Fudge>
"...Too tangy"
</obscure reference to Snooky Fudge><P>If only God and Roommate were Spap and HooHoo.<P>cheers,<P>Crispy<P>------------------
409 your coffeemaker
by Crispy Knight
Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:05 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Gremlins 2
Replies: 1
Views: 438

I took the time to watch Gremlins 2 this morning (damn cold kept me up). It dawned on me just how much it closely resembles Dawn of the Dead in tone and subtext. Has anyone else noticed this?<P>/ck<P>------------------
409 your coffeemaker
by Crispy Knight
Fri Jan 18, 2002 7:05 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: UPDATE DOOM MEANS DELAYED STRIPPAGE
Replies: 10
Views: 1096

It's high time to showcase Cannibal! The Musical...<P> Sometimes, the world is black. And tears run from your eyes. And maybe we'll all get really sick. And maybe we'll all die. So...<P>Let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Tom or we can name him George! We can make...
by Crispy Knight
Fri Jan 04, 2002 9:03 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Memento: a DAMN FINE movie.
Replies: 11
Views: 983

I was reminded of Micheal Bay's commentary in Criterion's DVD release of Armageddon -- words to the effect that he added the chain gun featured prominently on the asteroid rover late in the production after being advised by a toy manufacturer that they could sell more asteroid rover toys if it had a...
by Crispy Knight
Wed Dec 19, 2001 6:34 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: RAPED by UPS!
Replies: 7
Views: 881

If UPS doesn't tack on these charges, the terrorists will have won.<P>Why import a coffeemaker from the US? Did it have some strange superpower that Canadian coffeemakers lack?<P>/ck1<P><P>------------------
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by Crispy Knight
Thu Nov 22, 2001 7:12 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: The end is in sight!
Replies: 5
Views: 702

Every house a castle.<P>Every mind a prison.<P>/CK1<P>------------------
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by Crispy Knight
Mon Nov 12, 2001 5:52 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Shakespeare: GAY?
Replies: 23
Views: 1867

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sinclair Sinclair: <B>And speaking of authors and their shady pasts, I read the other day that HP Lovecraft was a fascist ... true? not true? <P>Occultist, creepy guy and snappy dresser yes, but the f word?</B><HR...
by Crispy Knight
Sun Nov 11, 2001 7:06 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Shakespeare: GAY?
Replies: 23
Views: 1867

It's possible that Shakespeare was one or a collective of writers...sorta the same way the Coen brothers invented Roderick Jaynes, the smarmy English film editor (hmmm...very similar, in fact, to Frenchy...).<P>Most distinguished scholars will foam at the mouth and jerk spasmodically at the very men...
by Crispy Knight
Thu Nov 08, 2001 9:44 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Jobless in 2 weeks...
Replies: 13
Views: 952

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by toddandpenguin: <B>I mean, this world is at war, and it is our patriotic duty (judging from the commercials, anyway) to go out and revive the economy by buying piece of crap American made cars, and when we are don...
by Crispy Knight
Thu Nov 08, 2001 9:26 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Jobless in 2 weeks...
Replies: 13
Views: 952

...coffee's for CLOSERS.<P>/ck<P>------------------
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by Crispy Knight
Thu Nov 08, 2001 2:56 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Jobless in 2 weeks...
Replies: 13
Views: 952

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theangryQ: <B>'Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel'.<P>Do you have something to say, Mr. Limbaugh? Because my cattle prod here is a very good listener. No? Good."<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I thought that ...
by Crispy Knight
Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:36 pm
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Sick as a DOG.
Replies: 5
Views: 553

I recommend Habanero sauce, and lots of it. Remember, your senses can't hurt you if you hurt them first. hard.<P>Crispy<P>------------------
409 your coffeemaker
by Crispy Knight
Sun Nov 04, 2001 9:04 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: I yam a Joe Frank lover.
Replies: 6
Views: 750

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheGreatElBobo: <B>I wish they'd bring back radio serials. Or pulp comics. Those were good. Especially the Shadow.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Money talks, unfortunately. I only hope that the thousands of hours of earl...
by Crispy Knight
Fri Nov 02, 2001 10:50 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Mister Dollar...strikes!
Replies: 9
Views: 847

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shepherd: <B>I've become a big fan of "zero debt," except for my mortgage, natch. Credit cards get paid off when the bills arrive, or I starve myself 'till I can pay 'em. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>There was a marxis...
by Crispy Knight
Fri Nov 02, 2001 4:01 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: I yam a Joe Frank lover.
Replies: 6
Views: 750

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shepherd: <B>Joe Frank, people! JOE FRANK!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Face it, people just aren't ready. Radio has regressed to such a sad state that all well-minded folk who ten years ago would've been cocks-of-the-c...
by Crispy Knight
Thu Nov 01, 2001 6:44 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Me and the Farmer
Replies: 3
Views: 525

Do you know what happens to cows if you leave them in the pasture overnight?<P>They get pastureized.<P>(thanks Charles Schultz)<P>...heh...must be the carbon monoxide, but I found that funny.
by Crispy Knight
Fri Oct 05, 2001 6:38 am
Forum: Man-Man Comics
Topic: Canada Post can BITE MY WANG.
Replies: 5
Views: 841

As someone who once worked as a Customs Officer doing postal, (most entertaining damn job I ever had...you'd be amazed at the weird, wonky and often downright revolting stuff people would order/share through the mail), I must confess the Canada Post surcharge is a complete scam. They do little to de...