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by ZOMBIE USER 54
Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: PHP Based Content Engine...
Replies: 0
Views: 508

PHP Based Content Engine...

Hi all, I just though that I'd throw this out there. In my free time I'm working on a php and mysql driven content engine for a mirror to my comic site. It's still a work in progress, I've nearly gotten the archive system working entirely. It will also allow news/comments postings as well. Once the ...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Fri Jan 03, 2003 3:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: F-ing Freeloaders!
Replies: 10
Views: 1403

LAGtheNoggin wrote: And what are you supposed to do to a thin, friendly 50 year old American lady who likes to garden?... sheesh...
Well, a large vat and an extreme quantity of lye comes to mind... :D
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:34 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: F-ing Freeloaders!
Replies: 10
Views: 1403

Not a bad idea...

He sucks. Balls, even. This is what you do, Dress him properly, take a day of work if need be/if you can and drag him to interview anfter intervies by his god damned ear. And most importantly: Have fun! ^_^ I was actually thinking of something similar. Today is pay day and I was contemplating hauli...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Fri Jan 03, 2003 5:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: F-ing Freeloaders!
Replies: 10
Views: 1403

F-ing Freeloaders!

--Note: This is a re-post from the Barclay forum. Nobody reads that anymore so here it goes: Ain't this the shit. So my girlfriend is from Puerto Rico. She's been over here in the States (Florida) working as a nurse for the past 2 years. That's all fine and well. She is a productive member of societ...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Thu Jan 02, 2003 5:01 pm
Forum: Barclay, U.S.A.
Topic: F-ing Freeloaders!
Replies: 0
Views: 3611

F-ing Freeloaders!

Ain't this the shit. So my girlfriend is from Puerto Rico. She's been over here in the States (Florida) working as a nurse for the past 2 years. That's all fine and well. She is a productive member of society. Well, about 3 months ago she decides to bring her youngest brother over here from Puerto R...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:44 am
Forum: Help Center
Topic: Dropdown Busted
Replies: 13
Views: 1668

BBEdit

BBEdit is a tool sent to us by the gods. wOOt!
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Thu Dec 26, 2002 5:21 am
Forum: Help Center
Topic: Php or else
Replies: 7
Views: 1616

Yep, I know...

Trust me, I know :D. I went ahead with the redesign despite the limitations and it really has sped up the load time. mainly because I pulled out of using a ton of javascript includes. I still use a few, but it's not excessive and so doesn't slow down the load time dramatically. Plus the code is a lo...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Mon Dec 23, 2002 4:08 am
Forum: Aren't We Real
Topic: No more AWR?
Replies: 2
Views: 19929

Which is great....

It's awesome that Case is back in the game, more than I can say for myself. I haven't read Gluemeat yet, but I really will miss Petey and Horse. One of the best comics I ever read. I don't know if Case reads this forum anymore, but good luck man! :D
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Sat Dec 21, 2002 2:30 pm
Forum: Help Center
Topic: Php or else
Replies: 7
Views: 1616

JavaScript

Not that there's anything wrong with JavaScript in moderate use. But in my experience making heavy use of JS bogs a site down. I use PHP and ColdFusion for web development where I work and for mundane tasks such as includes the server side rendering that goes on doesn't seem to take as long as rende...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:54 am
Forum: Barclay, U.S.A.
Topic: Life Update
Replies: 2
Views: 4538

Damn- a response...

Wow. Never thought I'd see somebody post in this forum anytime soon. Well, so far so good. Things are still going well. Much better than this time last year. I'm due for my one year review. Working in the IT Department is pretty nice. I do get paid decently, but remember, it's government (local gov....
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:15 am
Forum: Help Center
Topic: Php or else
Replies: 7
Views: 1616

Any word yet...

Bumping this up. I just wanted to find out of there were any plans to either activate SSI or PHP on KeenSpace accounts- either universally or on a per request basis? I'd like to redesign my site to make it more robust and flexible, but without using some kind of includes technology I don't feel comf...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Fri Jul 12, 2002 5:25 pm
Forum: Help Center
Topic: PHP and MySQL Enabled Accounts
Replies: 2
Views: 852

PHP and MySQL Enabled Accounts

Thanks atrus. I'll do that. I would think that moving over to that when possible would help out some with the overnight comic processing. It's been a while since I posted something new, but back in the day I remember days when the updates took far longer than expected due to the sheer number of acco...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Fri Jul 12, 2002 1:37 pm
Forum: Help Center
Topic: PHP and MySQL Enabled Accounts
Replies: 2
Views: 852

PHP and MySQL Enabled Accounts

Hello everybody, I just wanted to find out from the Keen Techs as to whether or not it is possible to have a KeenSpace account enabled with PHP and MySQL. I'm working on developing my own content editor in PHP4 and would like to use that as my method of distributing any future updates to my webspace...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Tue Jan 15, 2002 8:40 am
Forum: Barclay, U.S.A.
Topic: Life Update
Replies: 2
Views: 4538

It wasn't too long ago that I posted a topic regarding the state of affairs in my life. Well, I'm happy to report that after over 2 months of unemployment I'm beginning to see the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel. In late Decemeber I rejoined the full-time working community as a member of t...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:30 am
Forum: Barclay, U.S.A.
Topic: Lost KeenSpacers...
Replies: 1
Views: 4017

I should've figured that this would happen. Three things in life are certain- death, taxes, and late KeenSpace updates. I'm currently 1075 in the que so please be patient. The aforementioned update will post soon.<P>------------------ rickZ Mystery Men, Cyborgs, Divine Demon Slayers, Parallel Realit...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Sun Nov 04, 2001 1:25 am
Forum: Barclay, U.S.A.
Topic: Lost KeenSpacers...
Replies: 1
Views: 4017

Hi all. For those of you who might not remember me, my name is rickZ- and I'm a lost KeenSpacer. You know, I never thought it would happen. The furthest thought in my mind when I began Barclay well over a year ago was discontiniung it. But, on April 25, 2001 that's exactly what I did. In a way it wa...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Thu Apr 26, 2001 9:03 am
Forum: Barclay, U.S.A.
Topic: Depression...
Replies: 1
Views: 4150

And then it hits. Disenchanted. Unhappy. Yeah, you could call me that. I just don't have the drive anymore. At one time I could crank out 5-6 new comics a week, ensuring that I'd always stay well ahead of my thrice weekly schedule. Then I slipped and slipped and slipper to the point that I write eve...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:22 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: single mothers,smoking ban
Replies: 7
Views: 2286

on the smoking thing, i mind if someone lights right up and starts smoking in my face. partially because i'm allergic to it and partially because i think it's kinda rude. on the other hand, if i go to an establishment that allows smoking then that's my fault for subjecting myself to that. i accept t...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Tue Apr 10, 2001 11:19 am
Forum: Nowhere Man
Topic: single mothers,smoking ban
Replies: 7
Views: 2286

that sudden stomach ache, it's probably what little humanity you have in you trying to escape. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>------------------ rickZ Mystery Men, Cyborgs, Divine Demon Slayers, Parallel Realities and Multiversal Chaos - You've been reading <A HREF="http:/...
by ZOMBIE USER 54
Wed Apr 04, 2001 11:49 am
Forum: Boxjam's Doodle
Topic: Zoos suck
Replies: 7
Views: 938

this is by far one of the funniest threads i've read. that's all. <P>------------------
rickZ
Mystery Men, Cyborgs, Divine Demon Slayers, Parallel Realities and Multiversal Chaos -
You've been reading <A HREF="http://barclayusa.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Barclay, U.S.A.</A><P>"Egg!?!"