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Just like Tic-Tac-Toe Cheerios and - this is my personal favourite - Mr. T. Cereal.

His cereal may not exist anymore in the real world, but rest assured that in the depths of my own mind it also does not exist.

It was kinda sad, hey?

Heh. Pants cheese.

I like how it WORKED.

Anyone else remember the marshmallows from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Cereal? They were pretty good. Too bad the rest of the cereal tasted like stale croutons.

Hey, thanks guys! I always make sure to colour the speech balloons in panels with white backgrounds, because otherwise it just looks like I didn't finish my colouramizing. Note to Justin: Nice f-ckin' job! Your guest strip rocks! Where can I buy some of those Frosted Hobos? They'd go great with my C...

At least with drying paint, you get a nice green wall out of it or something. Public access just gives you a green face.

The Simpsons or Futerama?

I hate Florida. Hate it! I know, that's not a country. But if it was, the U.S. could invade it with my blessing. Anyway, I have no hate (or even desire to hate) France or Italy. But Italy gave us pasta, whilst France did NOT give us French fries. And yet France gave us Asterix, Obelix, Captain Haddo...

One of the comic books based on the show (based on a comic book - woagh...) was about an invasion force of superintelligent rats taking over their town. Rats. Smart ones. Yeah. Why would suddenly brilliant rats decide to use their newfound intelligence to invade Archietown? That's like winning the l...

All the hippies around here do is smoke pot and drive cars with bad gas mileage. On the other hand, we have no hippos because of our rediculously long winters. Hippos, because they don't talk down to me for eating meat, vegetables, or anything else that isn't synthetically extracted from rocks. [EDI...

Yes. I have seen this show. It makes babies cry and puppies whimper.

Even more than the actual COMIC BOOKS do.

That's quite a feat.

Lasers are radioactive...though they aren't nearly as dangerous as the veritable plethora of different x-rays they've given me in the last year.

But you can't eat lasers.

Tacos! Woo!

Summer vacation or Christmas break?

My toes aren't very good for writing in cursive.

On the other hand, neither are my fingers.

I can pick up dimes with my toes.

Toes it is.

Wine Gums or Dino-Jubes?

Have you ever seen the original King Kong? I like the part with the big carnivorous dinosaur (either a tyrannosaurus or a megalosaurus or an anthrocanosaurus or something, I can't remember). I also like all those Ray Harryhausen movies. I also dig mussaurus, the little tiny dinosaur. And parasaurolo...

I've never, ever liked that comic. At all.

"For Worse" it is!

or ?

balloonfrogspider wrote:I'm not sure if you get cool things like that in Canada.
(You seem to be deprived of cool Simpsons crap there.)

We've got PLENTY of quality Simpsons merchandise up here, including "Simpsons Brand A-OK Bear Mace", "Simpsons Scalp Wax", and the ever popular "Simpsons Tainted Salmon - Now in a Can!"

Homer: "Hey! He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!" Ralph: "I'm Idaho!" Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food!" Ralph: "Principal Skinner and Ms. Crabapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby waved at me!" Homer: "Garcon! Another bottle...

Twenty-four, because sixteen-year-olds know everything and don't need you to tell them thank you very much.

The nineteen-seventies or the nineteen-eighties?

Milli Vanilli may have been a couple of fakes who were actually lipsynching in a language they didn't understand, but at least they never stole music straight from David Bowie and Queen. Besides, VI's real name is "Robert van Winkle". How can I take a white rapper with a name like that seriously? In...