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Don't flee to parts unknown! Or, at least, if you do, leave a link so everyone can follow.

Also, I've been gone for a little while. How's everyone been?

I confess that this is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen in my life.

I used to rarely remember my dreams, but now I have incredibly vivid dreams every night. It's starting to get on my nerves, because it makes me feel less rested.

Anyway, last night's most prominent dream involved Buffy the Vampire Slayer and me banging a hot witch. It was pretty awesome.

Up next: all porn stars have to have a serial number tattooed on their breasts and vagina to show that they are legitimately 18 and over. The thing is, it's apparent age that they seem to care about, not actual age. So the next logical step is to mandate that all porn stars get some sort of reverse...

Spiffy! :D I confess that I will never be as British as this guy: http://fukung.net/v/13189/94833c47279016d0fcb20f3e4c8e994d.jpg That picture makes me smile every time I see it. It also reminds me that no matter what sort of ill-advised facial topiary I grow, it will never make me look as mind-bend...

Okay, I've been remiss in keeping you up to date on this insanity. No doubt there have been other impressive attempts in the mean time. But it looks like Australia may have finally gone too far . Apparently the official Aussie censors board (or whatever) has decided to start rejecting any porn feat...

Aeridus wrote:The beta's only for another week, so hurry up.

Everyone seems to be out of beta keys. No beta for me.

I confess that I'm slightly drunk and listening to an Iron Maiden cover of a Jethro Tull song. Fridays are wonderful.

I confess that Star Trek Online is pretty amazing, apart from odd bugs like giant tribbles. Hopefully all the major bugs get squelched by release. :D I confess that STO looks quite interesting, but until I have a steady source of income the monthly fee will keep me away. I should probably check out...

You're all wrong. It's clearly the beginning of a Cylon invasion.

Ghastly wrote:So after showing up three times rocking the open shirt and sports bra look without being tossed for violating dress code I now officially declare sports bras as boy wear.

Finally! You have no idea how long I have awaited this day!

When I check the forums, threads with new posts have an orange* icon. Threads without new posts have a white icon. * Different themes may use different colors. Yeah, for me threads with new posts have blue icons. I occasionally end up logged out somehow, and then I get confused because I don't see ...

Churba wrote:I confess I'll be moving to LA this year. Seriously, fuck England. Fuck this place.

But England is where crumpets are from, and crumpets are delicious!

At any rate, good luck with the move. LA is an interesting place.

RevChris77 wrote:3. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

This one wins.

RevChris never disappoints.

Aeridus wrote:I think there's a database of phallic objects out there or something.

They also have a database full of phrases that mean the same thing as 'enlarge'. The whole spam setup is just a slot machine - they pull a lever, the reels spin, the words line up, and they send an email.

Kittyboymuffin wrote:I confess that for the past week or so, all of my fapping has been done with buttplug in butt :3

Well, that's generally where they're supposed to be, right?

Now I'm picturing someone using buttplugs as earplugs, and it's hilarious.

I guess I'll post this here so the other thread can be deleted.

So it seems the spammer has moved from porn to furniture. I am so confused right now.

The best part is, the bot seems to have forgotten to link to stuff. Wait, upon looking through the post for links, I have to take that back. The best part is this: "behavioral encyclopedia heterosexism homophobia international science social" *Edit: I typed that last bit too quickly and forgot an 'i...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Butter_Jesus You know what I love about Wikipedia? The fact that any search term that redirects to a particular page gets put in the URL. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Kings_%28statue%29 just doesn't have the same ring to it. Anyway, yeah, there's a statue re...

Aeridus wrote:Oh dear, you should get someone to lick that off for you.

Indeed. Any takers?