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by MisterMagic
Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:42 pm
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

((sometime later)) david pulled the car off of the highway, a half finished cheeseburger in his right hand and his left on the wheel. he drove down the street until the green forest hq came into view. "allright, we're here." he stopped the car and touched his finger to the open wire below the steeri...
by MisterMagic
Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:32 pm
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

nick's eyelid slid open and his eye rolled until he could see maurice. he slowly pushed himself off of the ground and began tearing strips of his t-shirt off to cover his wounds. "hurting sucks, know what i mean?" he stood up and did a quick stretch. "oh, i've got diplomatic immunity, being a reptil...
by MisterMagic
Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:18 pm
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

david stood staring at maurice for a moment, his face blank. he opened his mouth to say something but then decided against it. as he steeped away to find a car he turned and spoke to maurice, a grin crossing his face. "allright then, you secure them and take them back to hq, we'll go get somethin' t...
by MisterMagic
Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:44 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

david slowly regained his footing, limping over to kiri. "we should probably bail before nick wakes up, lest we have to repeat this." he turned to maurice and grinned. "uhh, are you a zombie?"
by MisterMagic
Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:21 pm
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: wholesale nike shox,prada shoes,timberland shoes,jordan1-24,
Replies: 3
Views: 6076

Re: wholesale nike shox,prada shoes,timberland shoes,jordan1-24,

omfg stfu gtfo, how the **** did this happen, whos the noob responsible for this. do you even know what bad ass muthas is? what the hell was this noob thinking. i can't b3li3v3 wh47 im s33ing. im 4c7u4ly 74lking in l3375p33k. nijhgfujsug7f8w4h58u67gf87w4gr68wgf76w4gvf76gwer76ftg

randomness ftw
by MisterMagic
Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:00 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

greg peeked over the pile of rubble he was hiding behind and sucked on a soda straw. "yo- *slllrp* what's- *sllrp* up? *sllllllllllllrp*" he walked over and tapped trey on the shoulder, holding up something tiny and bright green. "is this how you want your kids to see you?" he taunted, posing the ti...
by MisterMagic
Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:44 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

((yaeh, he's huge though))
by MisterMagic
Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:58 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

nick made a sound like urk and fell to the side, unconcious. trey wobbled on his feet as they planted themselves in the ground. he began signing angrily at kiri. david sat up in the rubble, blood running from his nose. he leaned dizzily and tried to get up, only to fall flat on his face. "whazza' he...
by MisterMagic
Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:43 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

nick rolled over, groaning, right on top of maurice. "who said that... hello?!"

trey sweeped his large arm, knocking over or impaling the mercenaries in the 3rd support group. if he had had a mouth he would have been saying "yeah, come get some trey in your diet bitches!"
by MisterMagic
Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:58 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
Replies: 9
Views: 2964

Re: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

he could clse the door when he gets to the building and yell out. "noone else allowed!" or some shit.... "allah akbah!"
by MisterMagic
Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:56 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

((bearded dragon. y'know, a lizard commonly kept as a household pet?)) nick fell over the cactus's, spines gouging into his leg. "ah, fuck!" he fell to the ground, bleeding all over. the bullets of the new arivals flew past him straight into the air. suddenly, one of the cactus appeared to double in...
by MisterMagic
Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:36 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
Replies: 9
Views: 2964

Re: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

or cut in line and punch the person infront of him.
by MisterMagic
Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:10 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
Replies: 9
Views: 2964

Re: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

he should try to cut in line.
by MisterMagic
Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:09 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

cactus spines stabbed into his hand and he dropped the rifle, backing away. "ow, that hurt! you's gonna pay!" he sucked in air, filling his lungs. he stood still a moment, holding it in. suddenly, he belched. the walls of the bar began to crumble and davids limp unconcious body went flying through t...
by MisterMagic
Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:28 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

nick giggled. "you needs ta reload!" he grabbed the gun and began to bend it, then he swung it at her like a club.
by MisterMagic
Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:12 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: 9
Replies: 8
Views: 7569

Re: 9

you think that nobody knows that? nerd.
by MisterMagic
Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:38 pm
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

david yawned, stretching his arms. "i need a burger. im goin to burger queen." he stepped out of the door and was immediately bashed to the side. it was nick and he was drunk... again. "you and me got unfinished busy ness!"
by MisterMagic
Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:05 am
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

greg sighed. "for the last time, their not his cronies, and thats treys daughter. fat chance of her getting a name though cause he cant talk!" greg kicked over a table and began towards the door. trey jumped out a window? oddly enough.
by MisterMagic
Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:34 pm
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: Character Creation (New)
Replies: 15
Views: 3892

Re: Character Creation (New)

Name: lulu Age: 3 Gender: female Hometown: unknown Personality: quick to judge Background: found in an empty pot in gregs car, raised from then. became sentient 1 year into life. learned speech at 2 and a half. has been testing her sol abilites only recently. Gear: hula dancer costume Limit: ?% cons...
by MisterMagic
Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:10 pm
Forum: Bad ass muthas
Topic: NEW RP
Replies: 73
Views: 47957

Re: NEW RP

greg pulled himself up. "i was trying to capture you for the guy who runs the joint. he doesn't want people coming in here every month tearing the place apart for the people who hang out here. trey was here with his daughter." trey stared at kiri with his one glowing eye. he began to grow larger, sp...