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by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Sun Dec 09, 2001 10:54 am
Forum: Ceph
Topic: Mwahahaa!
Replies: 128
Views: 10592

(shakes head...) Okay, hitting me was on the up'n'up, but, <I>goddamit! don't you <B>EVER</B> call me a man!!!</I> (pulls open shirt) <I>men[/b] don't have these!!! (sudden influx of modesty, pulls jacket closed.) erm... damn... (face turns really</I> red) I swear, Dan, if you say one word... <P>---...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Sun Dec 09, 2001 8:25 am
Forum: Ceph
Topic: Mwahahaa!
Replies: 128
Views: 10592

(glare of death @ Ceph) Ohhh... You are a Pervert! (glances @ the Doc) You're an idiot, (glances at Megalomanimom) You forgot your Xanax, (at "The Baron") YOU forgot your testosterone, (back at Cannonshop/Dan) and YOU forgot that I'm not afraid of you. (releases jacket, letting it hang open, and pul...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Thu Dec 06, 2001 6:09 am
Forum: Yin & Yang
Topic: Muscle guys!!!
Replies: 11
Views: 1793

RIGHT!!! (stifles giggle) actually, maybe not, depending on the sensitivity of your skin. <I>I</I> will never be "objectified" by <B>anyone</B>, One must first give a shiznit about the opinions of others, therefore, it is neither justice, nor, vengeance- it simply "Is". So too with your basic "Chees...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Thu Dec 06, 2001 5:44 am
Forum: Pocket
Topic: The Brother
Replies: 35
Views: 12597

Because you care? Because you know we've noticed that you've been missing again? Because it feels good to Vent some of the frustration? (I know the feeling too-been blocked since Monday Night, can't focus when I look at the paper, can't even get 'basic figures' right...) Maybe it's because you just ...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Thu Dec 06, 2001 4:45 am
Forum: Ceph
Topic: Mwahahaa!
Replies: 128
Views: 10592

(sound of shotgun being racked) "Comics Code?" what's that? I'm more or less familiar with the work of less... four colour types, you know, JTHM, Heavy Metal Magazine... Sun Tzu and the Art of War... Empirial manual on riot control... Now, then, let the "Kitten" go, or you find out what a "dark" her...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Sun Jul 22, 2001 3:18 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

Max, Genjiro, Christine's going under the Lazer in a few hours, that's what Dan said anyway, so she isn't going to be back for a few weeks. (she's getting her Motor Cortex Re-connected... or something like that.) Eric's with her (they had to return to the ship). It looks like Gen-chan and Christine ...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Mon Jul 16, 2001 5:10 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

(Toss/wraps a poncho around Christine's nakedness) THAT is NOT what I MEANT!!! (Super-"YOU REALLY F----D UP NOW" tone.)Young lady, I don't know HOW you're going to make up for this one. (looks over @ Diana) Kick his sorry ass, Chief. She's just a Frelling kid, I'll have a talk with her- (Glares at H...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Tue Jul 10, 2001 7:45 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

Christine, you touch that "Execute" button, and Eric won't be able to save you, and I'll HELP Max pound you into interesting shapes.
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Sun Jun 17, 2001 4:45 am
Forum: Eat the Roses
Topic: Question???
Replies: 24
Views: 2686

UltimatMan? (is unfamiliar with the term...)Oh! I got it! You're their Dry-Cleaner, Right?
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Sun Jun 17, 2001 3:35 am
Forum: Yin & Yang
Topic: The Living Dress- an alternative universe community story
Replies: 20
Views: 2943

And then, thought better of it, he angled his course around the side of the Tavern, carefully skirting tables, as the "regular" patrons began surreptitiously placing bets. The One-Eyed badger was a place Robin had carefully chosen for one reason: Most of the patrons would not be "Helpful" in identif...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Sat Jun 16, 2001 2:07 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Two can sam: <B>whoa there,slow down before ya hurt someone with all that hipsway. allow me to introduce you to an old tradition of us boomers called the cannoncocker. first you place your hands out infront of you...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Sat Jun 16, 2001 1:34 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

Dan isn't dancing anyway...(hic!) he can't Dance, he's pathetic! (gets "wilder" about it...)
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Wed Jun 13, 2001 3:52 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

BOYS!!! (perfect "mom" tone- taught by the best in the business) Up till now, I've been respecting of BOTH your ranks, in spite of the fact that neither of you is actually IN my chain of command. (reaches over, grabs Max by the right ear, and Genjiro by his left, pulls them close right in front of h...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Sat Jun 09, 2001 10:29 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: "Name Kai's Computer" Contest!
Replies: 32
Views: 5716

"Dogs and Campbells not welcome here" It's a sign on the fenceline to the Preston-Ranch's main compound. I think Yoshi is probably safe, nobody's at fued with them.
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Sat Jun 09, 2001 10:27 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Max: <B> Ah well, never mind then. If I wanted R&R, all I'd have to do is prang up an airplane, once. I'd get a couple of months of worldside duty for that. Which on Exedra means I'd be within walking distance of ...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Sat Jun 09, 2001 10:16 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Max: <B> Genjiro, you're such a *censored* snob. Who the *censored* uses a word like "tawdry?!?" I woulda said "slimy."<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P> </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Max, I didn'...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Fri Jun 08, 2001 6:03 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Max: <B> Sounds great to me!! And thanks for giving me the wallet back (oh yeah, and thanks for the compliment, even though I think I'm better looking now than I was at 18!!). Lookin' forward to the booze, too!!<P...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Fri Jun 08, 2001 5:57 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Genjiro: <B> Ooh! Lemonade!! But you know, you guys really shouldn't drink that alcohol. It's bad for you. Really really really bad.<P>I think Carolyne is nice, taking care of my uniform like that, and then arrang...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Tue Jun 05, 2001 5:12 am
Forum: Yin & Yang
Topic: Grrrrr....
Replies: 9
Views: 1688

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tomorrow: <B>Impalement? Is that just a really unpleasant form of death, or do I not know what I'm talking about?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yes, "Impalement" is a notoriously unpleasant way to die, it involves being ...
by Sgt. C. Kurtz
Tue Jun 05, 2001 4:57 am
Forum: Kyoki Press Comics
Topic: The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
Replies: 127
Views: 29725

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Max: <B>Chikusho!!! He's back. And I thought we were gonna have us a party.<P>Hey, Genjiro...think we can boot him back out, again?!? Or wait!!! Christine!! You're a computer type, aren't you?!? I'll bet you could...