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I confess I can't wait till 8:35pm on Saturday. That's when my wonderful girl finishes her trip across the ocean and arrives for two whole weeks of lovin', and spoilin', and spending as much time in close proximity as we can... preferably only putting on clothes to venture out for food and dire nece...

fireydragon wrote:I wish there was a chance of me getting laid tonight

*wishes there was some miracle of science fiction that would let me help you with that problem*

Honor wrote:interesting... I usually hear "knickers" and "frilly bits" etc from my English girls. I'll have to experiment.

It may also be a regional term, and not as common as I originally suspected. Having limited travel experience in the UK, I can't say for sure.

I know someone who feels the word 'pants' is the same as 'panties'. She will insist on calling them 'trousers'. "Pants" is a common English (i.e. British) synonym for panties or ladies underwear -- underpants, as it were. I have been corrected numerous times when I have made the statement that I " ...

I confess that I'm stressing over schoolwork. I confess that I'm struggling with the temptation to hurt myself and that none of the people I'd talk to about this are online right now. I confess that I know I ought to pull out my phone and call someone. I confess that I probably won't do it. *huggle...

I think I'm in love. It feels good. I don't want to curse it. You too?! My dear, I know exactly your feelings. I'm completely and madly ass-over-teakettle in love, and feel like the day is right around the corner when my sweet girl is going to just wake up one morning and feel like she's made a ter...

*steps lightly from his pan-dimensional cryogenic stasis sleeping pod* *makes a note to disable the "snooze button" option* *wanders over to the bank of displays that monitors ship-wide systems* *raises an eyebrow at the massively elevated PKE levels, specifically in the area of the bridge* *activa...

I confess that I was freaking out very heavily when it seemed my passport wasn't going to arrive in time for me to leave the country on Friday and head across the Atlantic -- especially after being given an off-the-record evaluation of my chances by the NPIC folks as being "not good at all". And thi...

I'm definitely melted by a soft, posh, English accent. Especially when that accent deploys some of the most marvelously dirty talk ever to grace my ears. It's so deliciously unexpected. :D And as much as I enjoy the accent, I revel in the differences in phraseology between the American and British u...

What about Piano Man? ;) ::Captain doesn't look up from her repeater, speaks cool and level, almost conversational tone:: ...Delicious dulcimer music or no... Dis Billy Joel, Mr. Aeridus, and I'll show you how the airlocks work. *comm-click overhead* *DmentD's disembodied voice flows in tinnily* Ca...

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i284/boring7/cheetos.jpg Rule 36: If it exists, it is someone's fetish. man those are the puffed ones, I only like the crunchy (and lately the flaming hot) I do sincerely hope you're talking about the cheese snacks and not her nipples (which are sadly covered by ch...

Churba wrote:*snip* Well, we Still need an Mechanic... *snip*

*volunteers*

MacGyver ain't got shit on me. I can fix a motor with a shoestring, a booger, and half a rotten chicken bone.

xnapalmxmorningx wrote:Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? (there are a minimum of two punchlines to this joke)

I wear a beard (a full mustache and chin-beard with a half-inch wide strip along the jaw that joins it into the sideburns, and no loner that a half inch in length, shorter for the mustache... can't abide hair in my mouth), and can grow it thick and full by merely thinking hard about it. My family is...

*snip* I survived learning what 'tromboning' means, outside the musical area. -_- I've always heard it called the " rusty trombone ". Much more descriptive. That is one of those turns of a phrase that just sticks with you... like " dirty sanchez ", " butterface ", and " swamp donkey " . Those are i...

MistressMaggie wrote:was that a spaghetti and meatballs monster?

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I am a member of that faith, myself. I am a Pastafarian.

The late thing gets under my skin as well. I'm an "on-time or a little early" person myself... and that is through much hard work as I used to be a late person (a few minutes here, a few minutes there... nothing big, but annoying none the less). I think the breakthrough was when I finally got fed up...

Ok, this is a cross-post (as I put it in Ghast-LOLs as well), but I think it is appropriate.

Well... somebody had to do this one first.

Churba , for what its worth, I for one would love to fly on an airline that allowed their flight attendants to drop the well practiced doll grins and allowed them to be themselves. How cool would it be to have the attendants decked out in tshirts, jeans and boots, laughing, having a good time with ...