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by Crushogre
Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:16 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Good News!
Replies: 7
Views: 1047

Good News!

Terry Pratchett has been knighted for services to literature :D

http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html
by Crushogre
Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:12 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Dancing Walrus
Replies: 0
Views: 261

Dancing Walrus

Check out this video i just found
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4053.html

you have to scroll to the bottom
by Crushogre
Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:56 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: What are you listening to.
Replies: 1689
Views: 123258

Re: What are you listening to.

They Might Be Giants - Piece of Dirt
by Crushogre
Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:18 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Useless superpowers
Replies: 31
Views: 4418

Re: Useless superpowers

The power to spit sand
by Crushogre
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:19 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Laugh, damn you. -_-
Replies: 653
Views: 99800

Re: Laugh, damn you. -_-

by Crushogre
Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:20 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Useless superpowers
Replies: 31
Views: 4418

Re: Useless superpowers

The ability to make your teeth audibly and visually go "ting" :D
The ability to turn lead into glod (this is not a typo)
by Crushogre
Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:15 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Disney Classics
Replies: 14
Views: 995

Re: Disney Classics

Technically they've already done hamlet
by Crushogre
Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:48 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Laugh, damn you. -_-
Replies: 653
Views: 99800

Re: Laugh, damn you. -_-

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar, the bartender says "what is this? A joke?"
by Crushogre
Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:20 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Laugh, damn you. -_-
Replies: 653
Views: 99800

Re:

WangyJohn wrote:
orwell wrote: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife
I do believe that you're better off stabbing in the left armpit, as there won't be any ribs on the way.
The fastest way to a man's heart is in fact threw his stomach, and then up behind the ribs. :twisted:
by Crushogre
Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:20 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Laugh, damn you. -_-
Replies: 653
Views: 99800

A man walks into a bar and says, "ow".
by Crushogre
Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:39 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Laugh, damn you. -_-
Replies: 653
Views: 99800

How do you get an elephant into the refrigerator? Open the door, put in the elephant, close the door. How do you get two elephants in the refrigerator? Open the door, put in the first elephant, then put in the second elephant, then close the door. How do you get six elephants in the refrigerator? P...
by Crushogre
Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:28 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Laugh, damn you. -_-
Replies: 653
Views: 99800

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting.Leo people are thieving and enjoy masturbation more than sex. Lies, All Lies. Especially the part about criticism
by Crushogre
Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:48 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: rant on cartoons
Replies: 8
Views: 305

If you're looking for good satire, Pratchett is the way to go. I like how he references a lot of today's issues indirectly by showing how they affect Discworld, obviously without using actual names of real people. As for "standard" political cartoons, I have seen very few that are any good at all. ...
by Crushogre
Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:16 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I.Q.
Replies: 109
Views: 4530

my measured IQ is about 135, but I usually don't complete any part of an IQ test that requires any amount of writing