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Housecard - Cranky, cantankerous, and walks with a limp. Has the bedside manner of a troll, but will cure all of what ails you... with vampirism!

I, uh, hate to tell you this, but... 45. Alucard is not allowed to give Integra puppy eyes when asking for something. 45a. ESPECIALLY if they're not his. 45b. and ABSOLUTELY NOT if they're out of said puppy. 22: Alucard is reminded that he cannot change Hellsing policy by switching to his Girlycard...

42. Alucard is not allowed to play any video games other than things safe for children. 43. Alucard is not allowed to play any music between the hours of 3 AM and sunrise. 44. Alucard is not allowed to teach Ceras Victoria to shoot Pip in the crotch. 44a. Alucard is not allowed to hunt down and maim...

Yep, it's her birthday, let's celebrate it!

Before a recent storyline in And Shine, I hadn't considered this pairing, but now I have to admit it's a fun one...

Schrodinger and Seras, and I'll stand by it.

Multi-card: Turns one Alucard into a millions of them. Great for quick clean up of the mansion due to invasion, slumber parties gone wrong, and weekend benders while Walter's outta town. Flashcard: Alucard dons a red spandex out fit with a yellow lightning bolt on his chest. He gains the ability to...

19: Alucard is no longer allowed to deal with the Acme agents that mistake him for Carmen Sandiego.
20: Alucard is no longer allowed to use familiars in poker tournaments, especially the Dandy.
21: Alucard is NOT the Candy Man, and he is forbidden to take you to bounty land.

This is a list made up by us of the various things that Alucard is not allowed to do, ever. Feel free to add in your suggestions. Things Alucard is NOT Allowed to Do: 1: Alucard is not allowed to volunteer at a blood bank. 2: Alucard is forbidden from going to hospitals, ever. 2a: Exceptions will be...

I'd say that Setsuna from Sailor Moon and the Doctor would be a crack ship, but time-traveling immortals pretty much can't have crack ships (not with each other, anyway). Somehow, I just have the mental image of the two waking up in a Vegas casino next to each other with a marriage license on the n...

Chaos Priest wrote:Aww... Seras isn't going to make it. Well, it's probably for the best. If she saw what Pip arranged for the entertainment she would probably kill him.

Not that Integra and Walter won't anyway.

I think Alucard would be in the lineup there too.

Blurcard - Late at night, just outside a 24-hour coffee house, a vampire with a thing for coffee (based off the assumption that vampires can drink liquids) wanders out having spent the day chugging coffee and nibbling the locals. Moments later a familiar red coat devours him. Seconds later there is...

She used one of mine! *does a happy dance* but in keeping of the spirit of this thread I submit for your approval...

Dracocard - After drinking the blood of someone that OD'd on spicy foods, Alucard starts breathing fire and gets the idea to fly around as a giant fire-breathing lizard.

Chuck Norris curls up in a quivering ball of fear whenever he sees the Integra glare.

Zorin Blitz is half of the key that will lead to the ultimate destruction of the world, the other half has the other half of her tattoos.

Duel-card : Through a bizarre twist of fate, and a liberal use of plot device... Alucard has been made into a Duel monster, and Integra has to battle the evil of the world with her specialized deck of cards, these include Alucard, Seras, Pip, and Walter. Each one has weapons and armor that can be e...

Frey wrote:Song references that have appeared in Shine (besides the parody lyrics):

Hellsing: Walt Disney "Beauty and the Beast"
Iscariot: Baltimora "Tarzan Boy"
Millennium: Bee Gees "Stayin' Alive"

Don't forget Reliant K.

Inspired by a brief run through ASHN's archives, some browsing on Youtube, and a utter lack of caffiene. Hellsing/Rocky Horror Picture Show - Or better known as Rocky Hellsing Picture Show . While I'm not surprised that no one has suggested this, I still think it would be a fun thing to see. I mean,...

Since I'm surprised it's not been said yet... Mariocard - Chubby, stomps on other vampires to kill them, flowers make him shoot fire. Sonicard - Competely blue, travels faster than anything else. The Evil Dok has released his sinister Millennium-bots on the fair citizens of Londious, turning most c...

He does look awesome, though also looks a lot like a sneaky way for Erin to not have to draw his face... j/k That could be because she did not want to reveal right away whose body Doc found himself in, assuming he was affected by whatever happened as well. Oh I do hope so, from the height, I'd have...

Chefcard - Classic French chef getup with the large poofy white hat, apron and long coat, alternatively, Alucard wearing a apron that says 'Bite Me'. Given the task to make Ceras drink blood, he has to attempt dozens of recipes to find one that while not ruining any of the vampiric nutritional valu...