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Look at Pip with his cute little submissive groveling. This is getting hot.

I return in glory or something. Sorry I haven't been around. Work consumed my life in the summer, and then Bioshock took hold at school. Oh, not to mention school itself. That experience has been marred thanks in part to the fact that if I'm in a corridor by myself I swear I can hear the telltale so...

I dunno about gender-benders, but one morning I woke up and I was the white rabbit.

But hey! Schrodinger is always cool with me. If it was Tuesday, I would totally love him up.

I totally agree with Xu here. Star Wars is a once-in-a-lifetime movie where the sheer mythos, tech and backstory make the movie unforgettable. The acting was more than one circle into the dark abyss of bad acting, but the just the idea makes it timeless. As for the Evil Dead thing, it would be absol...

Ha, it would be tough, but I think I could find it in my heart to give up reading this forum if it meant I was going to the Caribbean. Now not reading Shine would be a little harder...

Well, maybe they tooka look at a few episodes and figured, "Waow, now DIS is what da kids WANT. Hawt girls in school uniforms slashing monsters inta hunks a unrecognizable body matter!" God knows I thought the same thing when I saw the spots they had for it. I haven't seen it myself, but the recepti...

Erin's version of Sailor Hellsing is well conceived in overall color scheme, her outfit is extremely well thought-out, and the staff really completes it as a little treat for those who recognize it. I admit that I wouldn't have known where it was from if it wasn't in the description. But Integra in ...

When Incognito was introduced to the series, I felt like I was punched in the face, knocked out, and then woke up in an era where corn had developed sentience and enslaved the human race. I watched the final episode with a friend of mine, and just before Alucard did his thing with Incognito, my frie...

Today's comic reminds me of Indiana Jones. I wonder what 'ol Indy would do if he encountered one of the Hellsing or Section XIII crew. I'll bet Seras would fall madly in love with him.

It's like the patented "Integra's Brain Scrambler" technique. They might be stuck like that for hours.

But, oh no! I'm naked.

I want to see a British rock band worked in somehow, I don't even care. Like a flashback to a Beatles or Led Zeppelin concert where young Walter and Alucard play secret security because of a vampire theat in that general area. Actually, The Doors were associated with vampirism in the movie Lost Boys...

Or something like that. I'm sure there's a burning sensation in the deep recesses of his esophagus. There are places in there a tongue usually can't and always shouldn't go.

Holy creeping Christ, it would be awesome to have a really long tongue.

Pip thinking in Hunter S. Thompson's mindset:

"Our vibrations were getting nasty. But why? Was there no communication in the halls of this mansion?"

Alucard to Pip:

"More than you think, peon."

What the hell prompted Pip to do this? Is he just really, really happy that Integra didn't burn his paycheck? I find this turn of events completely inexplicable, though not altogether uninteresting. Time to observe.

Oh, Integra is meeeeean. I would probably fall to her feet weeping incoherently. Which might just encourage her.

I'm sorry, but I really like having money.

. . . He's a "really good shot" with what? This statement and how it applies to his sexual prowess completely eluuuuuudes me!

I wanna know what was going on with Pip like 15 minutes before he comes out to see Seras in Hellsing: Curiosity.

Oh em gee, are you like psychic or something? Please give me some of your power!

Oh yes... I see now. Integra... forcing Pip to smoke a carton...

Man, Pip's nickname shold be "Chimney"...

That's really difficult. I was the eldest in my family, so when our first cat and my dog were put down, I was there with my mom. I actually cried a little, and why not? They were not animals, they were extensions of our family. So, I'm sorry for your loss, Erin. This is the weirdest thing: my best f...