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by Lummox JR
Wed Aug 08, 2001 6:43 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: A left turn in Albuquerque
Replies: 2
Views: 766

Since we're awaiting more new comics, I shall now post the saga of my journey, a couple weeks ago, to Santa Fe.<P>This would be my first flight anywhere, and the farthest I had ever traveled (the previous record being Dave and Ann's wedding in Indiana). I was supposed to do a demonstration of a prog...
by Lummox JR
Thu Jul 19, 2001 8:45 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Hello?
Replies: 11
Views: 3000

Hey, if you're looking for an interesting character you could always include some made-up instant message conversation with me. I'm somewhat loony and have many pet rants, making for interesting conversations--and you wouldn't have to draw a thing.<P>Lummox JR ("How big is a breadbox, anyway?")<P>--...
by Lummox JR
Wed Jul 11, 2001 5:56 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: ahem...
Replies: 3
Views: 1144

Um... here.<P>Lummox JR
specializing in technically correct but practically useless answers<P>------------------
It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?
by Lummox JR
Tue Jul 10, 2001 6:01 am
Forum: Boxjam's Doodle
Topic: Netscape vs. Boxjam
Replies: 3
Views: 304

Since this past Friday, there seems to be a snag in whatever changed in the site design for the Doodle. Simply put, it doesn't show up in Netscape 4.7x; The banners at the top and the title bar appear, but nothing else. In IE the comic itself usually doesn't appear until I scroll up and down a bit. ...
by Lummox JR
Thu Jul 05, 2001 5:31 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Random acts of posting
Replies: 4
Views: 1388

Pother: An androgynous parent.<P>Lummox JR<P>------------------
It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?
by Lummox JR
Tue Jul 03, 2001 8:01 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Top 15, baby!
Replies: 0
Views: 740

With my vote, Vicious Lies has made it to #15 in the Keenspace Top 99, edging out Whale! and now getting its own banner up there. Tres cool. Well, don't just sit there, people; vote for this comic.<P>Lummox JR probably not trading cigarettes for your vote<P>------------------ It's the 21st century; ...
by Lummox JR
Mon Jul 02, 2001 6:14 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Comic Reviews!
Replies: 3
Views: 1258

I shall now submit a review for a different comic. While voting for Vicious Lies in the Keenspace Top 99 the other day, I discovered on the list something wonderful: <A HREF="http://parthenos.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Parthenos</A>. This strip has been in hiatus since mid-May, but read through th...
by Lummox JR
Mon Jul 02, 2001 5:54 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Comic Reviews!
Replies: 3
Views: 1258

I have read this comic and will review it.<P><I>Ahem.</I><P>Honestly I can't figure out why I still read Exploitation Now; I guess I'm hooked on what little there is of the story, but although Jordan Kennedy's world domination gig had the potential to be super-cool, it isn't so much. By now it's als...
by Lummox JR
Fri Jun 29, 2001 5:50 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Wowzers.
Replies: 7
Views: 2595

I'm not sure if you noticed, Dave, but right now you're listed as a Damonk discovery in <A HREF="http://framed.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Framed!</A>, too.<P>Lummox JR
(No wait... that never happened.)<P>------------------
It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?
by Lummox JR
Thu Jun 28, 2001 7:29 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Wowzers.
Replies: 7
Views: 2595

I don't think specifying just height or just width will keep proportions. Specifying either or both will stretch, not crop the image. The easiest thing for now is to take every image you have and simply load them up to find out what width and height each one has. Then stick that in the image tags. (...
by Lummox JR
Thu Jun 28, 2001 7:21 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Priest, chicken, brothel...
Replies: 3
Views: 1136

Hmm. Well, if a crack addict was doing any <EM>other</EM> job for an airline, I'd worry.<P>Lummox JR
(Twenty-<I>one</I> years?)<P>------------------
It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?
by Lummox JR
Thu Jun 28, 2001 5:09 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Fun with Dave's Comic!
Replies: 6
Views: 2122

Ah, a bit of the old switcheroo. Before it was the clown one. Now my last message just looks silly.<P>Lummox JR
(We don't <EM>like</EM> piccolos!)<P>------------------
It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?
by Lummox JR
Thu Jun 28, 2001 12:39 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Fun with Dave's Comic!
Replies: 6
Views: 2122

Funny, that looks <A HREF="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/Forum30 ... 00056.html" TARGET=_blank>strangely familiar...</A><P>Lummox JR
(I hope it's a nice sharp point!)<P>------------------
It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?
by Lummox JR
Wed Jun 27, 2001 5:47 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Fun with inside jokes
Replies: 5
Views: 1406

Since my <A HREF="http://viciouslies.keenspace.com/d/20010626.html" TARGET=_blank>phone cameo</A> was about an inside joke, I was wondering what good inside jokes the other readers might share with Dave. Just the punchlines, please; I wouldn't want to actually get the joke.<P>Lummox JR (Brilliant, i...
by Lummox JR
Wed Jun 27, 2001 5:44 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: A great accomplishment
Replies: 11
Views: 3136

I can attest to the embellishment. Dave's beard (when I've seen it) immediately brings to mind the term "peach fuzz", and he's wiry, unlike depicted in the comic. (He is, however, deceptively strong. Go figure.)<P>Oh, and Dave, if you're looking to cut down self-deprecation, I think you're safe for ...
by Lummox JR
Mon Jun 25, 2001 5:37 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Joe the Circle review!
Replies: 5
Views: 1433

I'm hot and cold to Steveroni. When he's glorpish he bugs the crap out of me, but other times he's fine. Glorp, on the other hand, never ceases to irritate. I need a clown hammer.<P>Lummox JR<P>------------------
It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?
by Lummox JR
Wed Jun 20, 2001 10:36 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: wheres the Saturday comic?
Replies: 4
Views: 1210

Sunday and Wednesday? What happened to Monday and Tuesday? Have the last 2 days been an illusion?<P>Lummox JR is
not very fond of haiku
in his signature
<P>------------------
It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?
by Lummox JR
Mon Jun 18, 2001 7:36 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Shameless plug--in haiku
Replies: 1
Views: 808

The <A HREF="http://www.lummoxjr.com/ad-schlocks/awards.html" TARGET=_blank>Ad-Schlock Awards</A>
For spring of 2001
Are at last posted.<P>Lummox JR
(well, at least I got a season reference in there)
<P>------------------
It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?
by Lummox JR
Thu Jun 14, 2001 7:57 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Vote for me!
Replies: 15
Views: 2648

I believe I actually <EM>did</EM> have ADHD, and grew out of it. It was simply called "hyperactivity" at the time, though.<P>Curiously, our family seems to turn out a number of borderline OCD cases--something you couldn't call OCD, really, but seems a little unusual just the same. When I was a kid I...
by Lummox JR
Thu Jun 14, 2001 12:36 am
Forum: Vicious Lies
Topic: Vote for me!
Replies: 15
Views: 2648

My own compulsions tend to be things that surface every few months in different ways, particularly in eye blinks. They go away after a month or two without my giving them much thought. That hasn't really changed much since I was a kid.<P>Lummox JR<P>------------------ It's the 21st century; where's ...