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Hell yes. Sex is good, but love ... well, what could compete with that?

Now, do we want to go to heaven
Or hell?
And no, you can't say 'both'.

Interesting toy... "Look ma! It's Dick Cheney!" "No, son, that's just my anal dildo." Well, there's a reason they call him 'Dick', and it's not because his name's Richard! It's because he looks like a rather deformed penis! Of course, the awkwardness doesn't really hit until you have to say; "No so...

Yay for orgasms! Everyone should have them!
And yes ... they should do 'First Orgasm' cards, too!

And that post was not a cheap excuse for me to show off my new toy. Nuh-uh. Not in the slightest.
Really!

Truely. The only things that should ever get put in there should be;
1) Man bits.
2)Fingers.
3) Dildos or
4) One of these

Especially the last one. Trust me on that.

... I want that thing's man-babies. Also, a new hymen.

Hmm ... D&D game, my halfling bardess finds a magic belt. It looks like a nifty one that she'd like, so she puts it on. And then she becomes a he. And can't take it off. And no one else is capable of casting Remove Curse. And she/he can't take her/his pants off to answer a call of nature ... So, I ...

Hmm ... D&D game, my halfling bardess finds a magic belt. It looks like a nifty one that she'd like, so she puts it on. And then she becomes a he. And can't take it off. And no one else is capable of casting Remove Curse. And she/he can't take her/his pants off to answer a call of nature ... So, I n...

*rapes, instead!* The idea of a completely hermaphroditic species is an interesting one, though. After all, if there's only one gender, the society and culture would be so very different ... And the sex would be so very, very sexy sex! Have you by any chance ever read Ursula K. Le Guin's Left hand ...

Two Ronnies in that case, but yes, Monty Python were greats!

You can get reruns, but the only ones I'm aware of are on the Sky sattelite channels, and not all that common. They should be on more ...

Not usually my thing either, but the show's funny.
Of course, now I feel compelled to link to this
And comment that UK comedy r0xx0rs teh b0xx0rs.

JohnnyTwoEyes wrote:

xnapalmxmorningx wrote:

Tigan wrote:Someone must invent the Moob Song, so that I may sing it!

maybe rewrite the "hooray for boobies" song?

I was thinking something more a la Gir.

"I'm gonna sing the moob song now! moob moob moob...." et cetera

Ooo! Gir! Me likes!
Moob moob moob!
*jiggles*

Someone must invent the Moob Song, so that I may sing it!
*jiggles appropriate bits.*
*considers*

*jiggles inappropriate bits, too*

*rapes, instead!*
The idea of a completely hermaphroditic species is an interesting one, though. After all, if there's only one gender, the society and culture would be so very different ...
And the sex would be so very, very sexy sex!

As I've always wanted to say ...
"Please sir, can I have some more?"

Orgasms are very definitely of the good. As is dark chocolate, milk chocolate, drinking chocolate ... and any other form of chocolate that might exist. Puppies, too. And man-bits. Girl-bits, too. Fresh-caught fried squid with a drizzle of lemon juice, homemade tzatziki with way more garlic than it's...

First post ... first fantasy. Miss Griffiths, my Welsh teacher at school. She was hot, which I guess made up for me being in the one country where you have to learn that language. Although, I doubt that she'd let me ravish her and then spontaneously grow a penis and ravish me back. Repeatedly. In cl...