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by JohnnyTwoEyes
Thu May 10, 2007 2:21 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: they really do make everything better in Japan
Replies: 31
Views: 1888

Kittyboymuffin wrote:Yeah ... and now I can imagine someone in the boardroom staging a coup d'etat ...
The Crimson Permanent Assurance, anyone?
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Wed May 09, 2007 2:48 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: they really do make everything better in Japan
Replies: 31
Views: 1888

Kittyboymuffin wrote:Yeah, but since it's a revolution, what are you going to do when it comes around again?
Jump over it. You know, like a skipit.
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Tue May 08, 2007 2:26 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: they really do make everything better in Japan
Replies: 31
Views: 1888

Re: they really do make everything better in Japan

when i read stuff like this though i just wonder what is going to happen to the guys (and girls) working in the factories. Actually, a lot of american car manufacturers have been moving their plants to canada or mexico for the cheaper labor and the like, while Toyota especially has been opening new...
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Thu May 03, 2007 6:25 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I'm getting smaller!
Replies: 28
Views: 1840

Its a loss of water weight from all over your body and your flesh contracts as a result of this sudden dehydration. Its not weight loss, its more like turning your skin into beef jerky. slimming AND delicious? I'm sold. I've been losing weight because I'm on the workforce again, though I'm sure I'm...
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Wed May 02, 2007 1:13 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Awwwwkwaaaard!
Replies: 363
Views: 10931

Nightingale wrote:
Lowky wrote:Trisexual = a sexual preference for men, women, and, I would presume, intersexuals.
Or maybe threesomes.
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Wed May 02, 2007 11:11 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Indecent proposal for Uncle Ghastly?
Replies: 35
Views: 1361

I'll bring my portable nebulizer for you guys. The acrid smell of concentrated inhaled steroids will compliment the tobacco smoke well.
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Tue May 01, 2007 9:15 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Awwwwkwaaaard!
Replies: 363
Views: 10931

I won't reject a lover based on the contents of pants I most certainly will. If it's poo, blood, or a rolled up tube sock I'm out of there. Also, I don't trust wikipedia for anything more specific than comic book character bios. I much prefer to dig through musty old tomes. Perhaps I will stop by t...
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Tue May 01, 2007 9:11 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: These are the gnomes I know.
Replies: 34
Views: 2408

I vote that Ghastly does his next installment while wearing a pith helmet, dressed in khaki with binoculars hanging around his neck.
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Tue May 01, 2007 8:43 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Indecent proposal for Uncle Ghastly?
Replies: 35
Views: 1361

aeridus wrote:I can see Ghastly in a Hugh Hefner bathrobe smoking his pipe amidst a crowd of Ghastly forumites in skimpy outfits... ;)
I didn't think Ghastly actually smokes his pipe...

If you need me to, I can sit in the corner and generate the necessary ambient pipe smoke.
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Tue May 01, 2007 8:40 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Awwwwkwaaaard!
Replies: 363
Views: 10931

Someone says that every time. :roll: I use the term ambisexual when discussing myself. I don't feel any differently between genders or gender variations, and usually people who say they are bisexual mean they prefer one but like both. I really just don't care if you're a boy or a girl as long as yo...
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Tue May 01, 2007 4:42 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Awwwwkwaaaard!
Replies: 363
Views: 10931

It's also every time I try to work up the nerve to come out to my parents. I mean ... my mom's as liberal as they come, my dad's bi himself, but ... mew ... @.@ Could be worse. Awkward is having all your friends and immediate family thinking you're really probably gay, when really, you really aren'...
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Tue May 01, 2007 10:05 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Indecent proposal for Uncle Ghastly?
Replies: 35
Views: 1361

Nightingale wrote:Huh, I just assumed everyone wanted to have sex with Ghastly. :roll:
I don't!

...but only because I'm afraid of disappointing him.
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:57 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I fought the Law and the Law won
Replies: 81
Views: 3029

MistressMaggie wrote:ok then.. what's crimewatch?
TV shows where they show either closed or ongoing police investigations with an emphasis on the grisly nature of the crimes, often showing little snippets of footage for shock value and to incite people with any information on the crimes to come forward.
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:49 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: wedding
Replies: 21
Views: 1195

Congrats! Makes me feel like I should propose to my boy, but we aren't even in the same half of the continent and won't be for a couple years. I should probably wait at least until we're kinda together and my family knows I'm gay. It's kinda a good thing to know before the wedding. Oh, but wouldn't...
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:30 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: wedding
Replies: 21
Views: 1195

Congrats!

Makes me feel like I should propose to my boy, but we aren't even in the same half of the continent and won't be for a couple years. I should probably wait at least until we're kinda together and my family knows I'm gay. It's kinda a good thing to know before the wedding.
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:42 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I fought the Law and the Law won
Replies: 81
Views: 3029

I've never gotten in trouble with the police, though my driving instructor actively encouraged me to speed at one point during our lessons (when overtaking) saying that most people drove too fast at some point or another and he'd rather I learnt to do it safely (providing I didn't go too fast obvio...
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:48 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I Embarrass Myself Every Time I Open my Mouth
Replies: 217
Views: 6092

MistressMaggie wrote:...i think he'd wake up before i managed to get down to his undergarments.
sounds good to me!
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:02 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I Embarrass Myself Every Time I Open my Mouth
Replies: 217
Views: 6092

MistressMaggie wrote:We're back at the computer centre again, and he's asleep on the desk next to me.. any wicked ideas? :twisted:
write down some dirty things you'd like to do to him and slide the note into his undergarments.
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:50 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Things you didn't want to know
Replies: 362
Views: 9939

Here's one for things I didn't want to know - in about six weeks, I have to get four wisdom teeth taken out, including one where they have to break my jaw and then shatter the tooth, followed by pulling all the little bits out after. I also have to get my wisdom teeth removed. They're quite perpend...
by JohnnyTwoEyes
Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:13 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Awwwwkwaaaard!
Replies: 363
Views: 10931

DmentDStuff wrote:Anyone have any muriatic acid?
No, but I have some 192 proof denatured ethanol. I've also got methanol and isopropyl, your choice.