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Er.... Seven points of Damage. Natural 1 on the D6 roll.

Heh.
Treasonous Gods, I'm so ashamed of my fellow Sailors, sometimes.

RE: Sushi & Korean Barbecue places:

They're called "Yakiniku" Or, I think thats the Romanji for it.
Indeed, they are awesome places.
I'm a fan of one place here in Yokosuka nicknamed "Frog's"

(Assuming Nightbreeze is accepted) From the edge of the camp, a quick, lightly-armored man dashes forth and plants a shortsword into the side of a bandit. "Hey! You guys look framilar! I rember something about skeletons... and Rats... fighteningly deadly rats... and I was scouting and..." The Rogue ...

Hey, guys. I'm really, really, sorry for dropping, Work side-swiped me with a damn'-near six-month deployment. Yes, thats on a ship, in the middle of the coean, with really shitty internet... Working. I think this is the first time I've even pulled up Weregeek, since. Whats the haps? Are Tom and Th...

Hey, guys. I'm really, really, sorry for dropping, Work side-swiped me with a damn'-near six-month deployment. Yes, thats on a ship, in the middle of the coean, with really shitty internet... Working. I think this is the first time I've even pulled up Weregeek, since. Whats the haps? Are Tom and Thu...

I can assure you, being, that this transmission has been intercepted and will be forwarded to my superiors.

That drone is made of Awesome! The way it talks!
"Hello."
"Lets. Play. A. Game."
"You.Missed."
"My. Turn. Now."

The period after every word is beautiful.

Jakob takes note of the torchlight, and attempts to remove his blanket-and-rope combo, wrapping it around his ankle if at all possible. After doing so, he slowly and steadily flips over onto his stomach (Hes a skinny guy, he can take it) so he can assume a more traditional crossbow-firing stance. TH...

Jakob'sgunna go down the tunnel until there is a significant event, like a door, or a monster.

Jakob inspects the low ceiling and the deck for traps. Are you gunna crush me? Cause that would be trite and obvious. (1d20 7=12) Barring finding any, Jakob swings his bedroll over his stomach, and slides on his back through the lower end of the tunnel, crossbow somewhat ready, propelling himself us...

Jakob, crossbow still raised, stalks back until he sees his compatriots, whistles loudly at them to draw their attention, and then conitnues down the tunnel.

Yes, I did leave the door in place. Jakob casts a wary eye and an alert ear down the second tunnel, the one with the elevation change. Assuming nothing out of the ordinary, Jakob stalks down that corridor. Before the elevation change, the rogue searches for traps. Spot and Listen for any baddies. (1...

Jakob slips inside, his crossbow at the ready and ghost-walks down the passage:

First we Hide, then we move silently. (1d20 8=18, 1d20 8=21)

EDIT> Forgot to factor in my "Stealthy" Feat. The rolls should be 20 and 23, respectivly.

Yes, with Jakob's super-metagame powers...

*poof*
*ding! loot!*

I kid (hopefully, we can actually raid QIS loot)

Idle curiosity:
Has anyone else grabbed the "Races and Classes" preview book (and effecitvly horked over more cash to Wizards and the cash cow they're treating D&D like?), or is it just me?

And Jakob raises his hand as the gnome charges!
"No! Simon! I'll cut you in extra on the loooooooooooooooot!"

Jakob sets to slowly tugging the tin slab out towards him, just enough so he can peek through the crack that will for between slab and wall, into the compartment beyond.

Its happened before.

It seems somebody needs to introduce Doug to Febreeze.
Febreeze solves everything.

Eighteen Hours and Eighteen minuetes ago, Happy New Year!