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Emerging from vague lurkerdom to say: Get well soon, Ghastly.

We're always here for support (and tentacles, should they be needed).

<spoiler>This reminds me of the ending to Chobits....</spoiler>

aeridus wrote: And, there's more than one way to have sex... Handjobs, remote controlled vibrators/pussies, you name it.

Exactly. No vaginal/anal sex ≠ no sexual activity.

Still, Love > All.

The even more disturbing thing is that this is actually a stylus for the DS...The image of pokémon obsessed grade-schoolers furiously drawing with this is actually worthy of beginner's Google Sepuku.

Harder than it looks––I failed 13 times before I finally escaped. It's pretty short, though.

Though I still perplexed as to why the speech was in English!

I can imitate a dog bark extraordinarily well. It's highly amusing to see people jump before they figure out that a vicious rottweiler isn't out to kill them.

Count me among those who can whistle while inhaling––in fact, that used to be the *only* way I could whistle.

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5283/desk0dh.th.jpg Nothing too special ('cept I'm the first Mac). I have it so the background goes randomly through one of 200+ images every fifteen minutes. awkward - I now have yet another background to add to my set. Honor - I wish I had the OED on my comp, bu...

- No gods before God
- No taking the Lord's name in vain
- Keep the sabbath
- Honor mother/father
- no killing
- no false witness
- no adultery
- no coveting
- no stealing

Hmm...9 for 10. Not bad!

Oh, such a finely crafted soliloquy, with the tumbling and uncorseted language of old! What I would give for these turns of phrase, so delicately and gently constructed, to be penned in today's language. Then again, my teachers hate when I write like that––they seem to think that metaphors and cloud...

At the tender age of twelve, I was very shyly looking up naughty words in the various dictionaries strewn about the house. I knew what everything meant, but it gave me a thrill to actually see them defined so succinctly. Call it lexophilia, if you will. Cue the internet, and the advent of the Merria...

Last I heard the number of the beast was 616. Early copies of Revelation give either 666 or 616, though scholars now think 616 was the earliest number. 666 is used so much because it's more catchy. And Happy Birthday, Awkward! One year wiser, older, and closer to being able to legally do everything...

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I would argue with Honor that this is the funniest thing ever, but I know I would lose.

Anyways, flaming sharks, people! Flaming sharks!

Do we really need to emphasize all the unicorn phallic symbolism even more?

Yes, yes, we do.

Awww! Congrats! Have fun researching dress styles, deciding on shades of white (or whatever color you choose), etc.

Halo299 wrote:

aeridus wrote:*pets the squid*

if only the squid could pet back...

Oh, but it can, my friend...tentacles are awfully versatile.

The advantages of pools.

Awkward needs to get ahold of the movie the threesome is from and subtitle it all––though I'm slightly afraid that the ensuing comedy would kill us via suffocation from continuous laughter.

This is me when I'm frazzled from lab writing and happily contemplating the idea of uber-cool chemical reactions.



I <3 my chem class.

squidflakes wrote: Kitty, get the penguins, we've got tentacle sign the likes of which even Ghastly has never seen.

I would say that you're right, but my mouth and other orifices are too stuffed right now.

Come to think of it, I think that proves you right anyway.

aeridus wrote:Welcome! *joins in the furtive raping*

"Furtive"? I assure you, it's hard for it to be furtive when my anti-rape shield is a pile of metal shards in a corner and five people are coming at me at once.

But that's okay––I wouldn't feel welcome any other way.

Electric pencil sharpeners. On paper, a wonderful idea: sharpen thy pencil without hassle. In reality: Loud, hard to clean, always getting stuck, oversharpen/undersharpen/sharpen only one side, smell vaguely of smoke, disgustingly dirty and oily inside, etc. I abhor them with a maddening fury, even ...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate Level 2 | High Level 3 | Very High Level 4 | Moderate Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Ve...