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1. What's "enforced orgasm"?
2. What's wrong with prostate massage?
3. Can't think of anything offhand. Having a bad memory can be both curse and blessing.

I confess that there are at least three people I am presently in association with who make me wish it were possible to die of smugness poisoning.

Vedius Pollio wrote:Am I making myself clear?

You seem to be making the assumption that because I disagree with you it's because I'm an idiot who can't understand your brilliance.

Quebecois films are just plain weird. They always seem to have a scene where the entire town has a simultaneous orgasm... (The last one I watched was called something like Le Grand Seduction or something... about a struggling fishing town trying to convince a doctor to move there so they can get a ...

I went with medical thing, questions of brains and bodies not lining up seem distinctly medical to me.

Not summoned. Wouldn't mind it if I were, because it might be interesting.
Yes, I am aware that I may come to regret making that statement.

...bound to a rack and gagged. (Not a rap fan.)

I like my lolis how I like my Dr. Pepper...

I shower at night. It's the only way I can be sure of my hair drying before I have to go to school or work. (I don't own a blow-dryer and don't want one; a bigger waste of electricity I cannot conceive of.)

I just found out one of my local sex toy stores has a ten percent discount for students. I once considered getting a job at this place for the employee discount, but now I don't have to.

ltc_insane wrote:

Indigo Violent wrote:(Spot the webcomic reference, win a prize*.)

Aubrey from Something Positive ?

Very good! ( http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03312002.shtml )
Pppppt.

wangy john wrote:I like my men like I like my plaid...

Worn until soft and directly next to my skin.

I like my porn stars how I like my cuckoo clocks.

It's mostly just a silly pun - lots of people are Indigo or Indigo Violet. I'm Indigo Violent. It's also meant to be sardonic, as I have a lot of the traits that supposedly characterise an "indigo child" - but I think the idea of auras and whatnot is total bullshit.

...stolen and making little boys cry. (Spot the webcomic reference, win a prize*. *Prize may consist of fond wishes, a hearty congratulations, or a raspberry blown in your general direction.)

I like my ponies like I like my cycling gear.

My teapot is broken (well, the lid is; it wouldn't be a problem if I could find the pieces to fix it, but my mother hid them somewhere). I would kick a puppy for a gallon of tea.

I went with mage. It's closest to my actual personality, I think, since it seems to involve a fair amount of scholarship in most mythologies.

I used to have a navel ring. Then it started trying to crawl out of my body and I figured it was time for that relationship to be over.
I'm considering a tattoo, but haven't made my mind up yet.

...greasy and petroleum-based.

I like my dominatrices how I like my digital camera...

Soft, cuddly and always wanting to be let out.

I like my women how I like my science fiction.

...black and trimmed with lace.
I like my porn stars like I like my stereo.

History of Sexuality, Vol. 1 - Michel Foucault.

If we're counting books that we're not reading for class, then I'm about to start Ysabel, by Guy Gavriel Kay.

Complete the sentence, then post the first half of your own, following the format of "I like my [men/women/trannies] like I like my [noun]". The next person completes your sentence, and so on.

"I like my men like I like my ballpoint pens: "