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by Warmachine
Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:51 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I can prove that God exists
Replies: 15
Views: 8219

Re: I can prove that God exists

Clearly, Leelo, you understand how evolution can work but you really need to read some science books or bother to search Wikipedia. Living beings can evolve to better match their environment but in the case of the banana , it's a heavily domesticated species mankind modified for its convenience. The...
by Warmachine
Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:26 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I can prove that God exists
Replies: 15
Views: 8219

Re: I can prove that God exists

Ugh! Redefinition of an existing word is the same deceit that Aquinas used. Every time someone does that, I have this urge to reach through the Internet and beat the perpetrator around the head with a dictionary. Fortunately, you're joking. Continuing my theme of irrationality that makes me angry. T...
by Warmachine
Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:39 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Back.. again?
Replies: 16
Views: 7658

Re: Back.. again?

Damn! I'm jealous.
by Warmachine
Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:48 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I can prove that God exists
Replies: 15
Views: 8219

Re: I can prove that God exists

One curious observation in those who advocate Pascal's Wager is they insult their god by suggesting he might be interested in them. Or rather, as a god is a construct of the believer's needs, if their god actually existed, using Pascal's Wager means losing that wager. Pascal's Wager claims it's bett...
by Warmachine
Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:39 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I can prove that God exists
Replies: 15
Views: 8219

Re: I can prove that God exists

Now you've got me started. St. Thomas Aquinas is said to be a great theologian and philosopher but when I read his famous Five Ways or five proofs of God, I think he's just taking the piss. I'll summarize. Everything that moves was moved by something else. As there can't be infinite chains, there mu...
by Warmachine
Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:58 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I found this interesting
Replies: 4
Views: 2611

Re: I found this interesting

I can't see John Paul II being the worst Pope. I believe the anti-condom policy is still in force. He also apologised over the persecution of Galileo and he acknowledged the Theory of Evolution. Benedict XVI has reversed the latter. This isn't saying much but I think the idiocy of John Paul II is be...
by Warmachine
Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:28 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Joining Westboro Baptist Church, pros and cons
Replies: 12
Views: 2478

Re: Joining Westboro Baptist Church, pros and cons

There would have been little you could have learnt from such people unless you wish to study self-destructive and spiritually crippled people in order to be a counsellor, psychiatrist or criminologist. A fascinating subject, like everything, but you only have time to focus on your talents and profes...
by Warmachine
Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:49 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: the sexy thread
Replies: 2900
Views: 240936

Re: the sexy thread

Why should you ask forgiveness for finding religious literature sexy? What you do in the privacy of your bedroom is a matter between you and your hand. You can't hurt the Dalai Lama by lusting for him, you know.
by Warmachine
Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:13 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Brave New World
Replies: 23
Views: 3027

Re: Brave New World

Oh good grief! I didn't expect anyone here to have this level of paranoia, or worse, link it to religious mythology. We're enlightened, 21st century guys and gals. We're free of that kind of stupid shit. Is Barrack Obama going to create some kind of dystopia? What's he likely to do with his populari...
by Warmachine
Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:30 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Going to hell. Have a seat.
Replies: 11
Views: 1771

Re: Going to hell. Have a seat.

You know, I wonder what Jesus thinks about the fact that Christianity uses images of him getting killed in the most brutal and lengthy way the Romans had at their disposal as their primary symbol ... If Jesus was alive to see it, he'd go on television and tell people to stop thinking they're a bunc...
by Warmachine
Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:51 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Riddle me this
Replies: 53
Views: 6232

Re: Riddle me this

A dozen roosters in a burlap sack. Mind you, I suspect they'd be noisy as hell all the time.
by Warmachine
Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:19 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Riddle me this
Replies: 53
Views: 6232

Re: Riddle me this

In the absence of Zero, Primarch should be declared the winner.

As for Illithiad Tentacle's riddle: a fart.

I'm failing to envisage what a big bag of cocks might speak or even how. Perhaps it's best that I don't.
by Warmachine
Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:02 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Riddle me this
Replies: 53
Views: 6232

Re: Riddle me this

Xero gets it first with a specific instance of the standard answer: an object in circular motion. Presumably, he now sets the next riddle. I liked Lulujayne's first answer but, alas, the horizon is not a fixed point. Aeridus's answer is just nonsense as an object that is unable to move further canno...
by Warmachine
Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:43 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Riddle me this
Replies: 53
Views: 6232

Re: Riddle me this

You did reject reasonable answers that made the scenario possible, even after your alterations. You should have asked what answer you were thinking, not what made the scenario possible. Failing to write what you mean is dangerous at best and unacceptable for a riddle. What is continuously moving tow...
by Warmachine
Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:34 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Riddle me this
Replies: 53
Views: 6232

Re: Riddle me this

Oops. I didn't see the later alterations to the riddle.

The men walked in with chips, which is not money, and had their winnings converted to cash before they left.
by Warmachine
Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:56 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Riddle me this
Replies: 53
Views: 6232

Re: Riddle me this

All four men won from the bank and the croupiers were standing, duh! You asked how the scenario is possible, not what actually happened in the fictional scenario you imagined. That is, an answer that does not match the answer in your head can still be correct. How does my answer NOT explain how the...
by Warmachine
Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:59 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Riddle me this
Replies: 53
Views: 6232

Re: Riddle me this

All four men won from the bank and the croupiers were standing, duh!
by Warmachine
Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:13 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: SCIENCE!
Replies: 38
Views: 4103

Re: SCIENCE!

You look like a male dancer.
by Warmachine
Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:29 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: preferred method of birth control
Replies: 53
Views: 3870

Re: preferred method of birth control

Someone chose prayer as a method of contraception? That person needs to ask about more reliable methods.
by Warmachine
Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:34 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: the sexy thread
Replies: 2900
Views: 240936

Re: the sexy thread

That 'translation' of the snail comic made me laugh.