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Anyways, I don't like to see people treated like objects. Not even fictional people ... it's a pity for you, then, that there are people to whom it is very emotionally fulfilling TO be treated as an object. Most people i know who feel that way (myself included) feel so when it's someone one cares f...

Ok, wow.

1- that really sucked, well, but sucked.

2- i will never get that time back

Wilmo wrote:yes... I see

Said the blind man to the deaf man before asking the mute girl to ask the lame girl to fetch some more sandwiches.

And before one of you asks...





Bologna and yellow mustard on wonder bread.

Why?

Can't stand wonder bread, can't stand yellow mustard, can't stand bologna.

I wonder why this reminds me of the first girl I had sex with Back to the limp biscuit? That ain't the half of it. She was all supersexkitten when making out, making noise, scratching, ... moving. But as soon as the octopus entered the den, so to speak, its like someone complete removed her spine. ...

squidflakes wrote:I wonder why this reminds me of the first girl I had sex with

Back to the limp biscuit?

Very creepy

That's because he stole the story from an elder god. Or borrowed? Anyway, I guess the teenaged YHWH figured no one would notice if he just claimed to do something one of elders had claimed to do. You'd think he'd have the common sense to not borrow someone else's tall tale, but...

Peaches wrote:*fills up on soda and leaves to pee during the good part*

To pee... right...

And those ancient gods were awesome... so kinky! ~Sara Yeppers, way more awesome than some of the newer gods like a certain mountain god from the back hills of Canaan who still tries to play like he wasn't masterbating the whole time he was lurking on his little mountain just waiting for some spoil...

swordsman3003 wrote:My you find my puerto rican boyfriends!

Wait. What puerto rican boyfriends?

Still... lol

Typical. I had to pay for my own wheelchair (to the tune of nearly $3000) because both MediCal and my insurance company decided I'm not crippled enough . Well yeah. Because I'm on 19 different medications, including a monoclonal antibody that costs $2300/mo. I have good drug coverage so they pay fo...

LindaH wrote:what no visit to beutiful sweden??

LOL, don't you think my itinery is full enough? I only have 3 weeks... Besides, there is always next year or the following or the following, etc. for other destinations...

The first 3 weeks of July I shall be away, not that this is anything very important or anything. I would say that I will miss all of you, but as my 3 weeks are in Europe... Well, I still will miss most of you. LOL 8) P.S. Anyone wishing photos of any of the following areas can bug me for them upon m...

All this talk is just...! just...! ... reminding me of how much I miss Sexy Losers (which is still blocked by the library). :( Only necrophiliac story that makes me love the necro and laugh laugh laugh at his antics... sigh... "NO!!!!! That's not what that's for!!!!!" (severed esophogus) I still gi...

It does make me wonder about a hospital whose staff (at least a portion, anyway) seemed more intent on proving that you were faking the condition as opposed to trying to figure out what was going on... Toawa- Welcome to the state of modern medicine. I suggest you get used to it and it is advisable ...

It looks like the attention has begun to pay off . It also appears - surprise, surprise - that this band of Talibani cock-sockets isn't licensed by the state to do therapy of any sort. Part of me wonders if my letter to the APA helped push this along in any way. Woot! Woot! A drink of choice for ou...

cjburgandy wrote:I just noticed that this is an AP story, which means I know who wrote it, and I bet you that he put some of the really funny stuff in there on purpose. Matt is only a few years older than me and he's a smart ass.

Alaska really *is* that small, huh?

It appears that our poor lackluster friend has not experienced an orgasm even through masterbation. In my eyes, that is the best place to start. Safer, less emotional baggage afterward, no unfair expectations projected onto other people, and since you have immediate personal feedback, masterbation i...

good point, tellner! thanks!