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by Kingofthemorlocks
Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:57 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 206791

:o I confess that makes me want to shave my scrotum, though I'm not sure I want to risk putting a razor blade that close to it, me being ... inexperienced and all ... I confess that I did a double-take at a bottle of Orangina earlier today ... This was actually my first time shaving my scrotum -- I...
by Kingofthemorlocks
Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:14 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 206791

I confess that I've fallen in love with how my freshly-shaved scrotum feels.
by Kingofthemorlocks
Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:45 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: if you could be a monster
Replies: 43
Views: 2238

Reading through the Promethean book made me die a little on the inside...though at least it's not as shitacular as Wraith: The Wrist-Slitting Cryfest, in which there is an actual "Angst" stat.
by Kingofthemorlocks
Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:17 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: hottest green girl
Replies: 36
Views: 1767

My vote's for Princess Fiona as well.
by Kingofthemorlocks
Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:09 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 206791

Lulujayne wrote:I like my men to look like men. That is all.
I confess that I look like a man.

I also confess that I'm not considering trimming back my loin-forest, as my lovely ladyfriend got a hair caught in the back of her throat the other day.
by Kingofthemorlocks
Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:24 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Why I Shouldn't Be A GM
Replies: 52
Views: 2280

One of the few set-in-stone rules I have when I'm GMing is, "If you're going to pick up a hooker or try and seduce an NPC, you may do so, but you'll be roleplaying the entire encounter yourself, in another room." Heh, we did have an extremely charismatic Federal Marshall seduce a cultist guarding a ...
by Kingofthemorlocks
Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:50 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 206791

I confess that I believe very fervently in the female orgasm, and have made two girls ejaculate who didn't know it was possible for them to do so.
by Kingofthemorlocks
Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:37 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Why I Shouldn't Be A GM
Replies: 52
Views: 2280

In my Cthulhu campaign, a player is soon to find his hand possessed by one of the Great Old Ones, a creature of sadism, perversity and depravity known as Y'golonac. A mouth is going to appear in the palm of his hand, moving in sync with the voice in his head telling him to beat the neighbor's cat's ...
by Kingofthemorlocks
Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:46 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Turn Me On
Replies: 130
Views: 7699

My girl's 38DD...and has a big round "bubble booty" (that's what she calls it) that you could bounce a quarter off of...
by Kingofthemorlocks
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:23 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Sexual Fantasies
Replies: 153
Views: 6422

There might be...my chubby busty girlfriend and her chubby busty roommate might be willing to do this...only catch is, in return I have to wrestle her roommate's boyfriend in pudding. And the problem with that is ... ? <G> It's not a problem, other then I have to be mindful of my bad knee while pud...
by Kingofthemorlocks
Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:32 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Sexual Fantasies
Replies: 153
Views: 6422

Two chubby, busty girls wearing skimpy little booty shorts and bikini tops wrestling in a vat of chocolate pudding...with plenty of pre-match strutting from both of them. Man, I sure hope there's a video of this one. ;-) There might be...my chubby busty girlfriend and her chubby busty roommate migh...
by Kingofthemorlocks
Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:11 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Sexual Fantasies
Replies: 153
Views: 6422

Two chubby, busty girls wearing skimpy little booty shorts and bikini tops wrestling in a vat of chocolate pudding...with plenty of pre-match strutting from both of them.
by Kingofthemorlocks
Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:23 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: A loving husband...
Replies: 12
Views: 1002

My german professor swore for the first and so far only time in describing her trip to the Ukraine. I believe her exact words were, "Holy SHIT, those people are [German words] CRAZY!!"
by Kingofthemorlocks
Sat Oct 06, 2007 8:42 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Your non-sexual fantasies
Replies: 56
Views: 3037

To have an electric guitar, and a friend who has an electric guitar, and have the most amazing rock-out session ever, culminating in us smashing our guitars together.
by Kingofthemorlocks
Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:34 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: ...where's my fork?
Replies: 49
Views: 2420

*nibbles fork's bottom to bring her luck*
by Kingofthemorlocks
Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:45 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: ...where's my fork?
Replies: 49
Views: 2420

Same here.

Missed you!
by Kingofthemorlocks
Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:07 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 206791

I confess that I can't even get an erection around thin girls any more.
by Kingofthemorlocks
Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:45 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Pretzels are fuuuun! Now with free titties!
Replies: 10
Views: 926

*nuzzle*
by Kingofthemorlocks
Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:11 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 206791

I confess that I am so fucking horny right now that I would have sex with any human being.
by Kingofthemorlocks
Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:22 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: turn me off to Buddhism
Replies: 177
Views: 8580

OK. I consider myself Buddhist. I don't identify myself with any of the major or minor sects (I originally belonged to Nichiren Buddhism, but found that that didn't work for me). Siddharta Gautama, the historical Buddha, is on record as having said "Believe nothing simply because it is written, or b...