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by Cemetery Polka
Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:19 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Choose your playthings well
Replies: 55
Views: 1578

We had the accomodator at a local sex store. It was on display with one of those wig heads and everything. I wish I bought it while I had the chance.

Er... If it's modeled realistically after a mamber of the animal kingdom.
by Cemetery Polka
Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:40 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Pokemon cause CANCER!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 598

We've got a couple of things in our solar system that are named after prime time asskicking supergirls. There's a Xena AND a Buffy.

If my Astronomy studies get me anywhere I can promise you guys the Kwerki Nebula is in the cards.
by Cemetery Polka
Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:36 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Take da poll foo'
Replies: 137
Views: 4660

I would probably do it for a lot less. I'm really too much of a tourist for the whole sexual orientation thing. In private and usual routine I'm a lesbian and a vegetarian, but if I'm provided with an interesting enough piece of meat I'll usually go for it out of novelty sake. On that note, eating i...
by Cemetery Polka
Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:07 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Astronomers find new planet in Sol
Replies: 51
Views: 1607

The problem with spheres that Ceres is -almost- spherical and anything larger than that like Sedna and this new thing are definitely spherical, so there's at least one asteroid and probably hundreds of TNOs that would be a shoe in for planetary status if we defined it that way. Pluto is a pretty cru...
by Cemetery Polka
Mon May 23, 2005 2:55 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Ghastly...how'd you win the battle of the bulge?
Replies: 70
Views: 2732

I wish female masturbation were a more physical activity. I'm going to third the soda comment. After going without it for a month try it again. You'll never miss it. Oh, and I have a fun little relevent story. I (up until very recently) fit into the poor college kid stereotype. I had a crappy job, a...
by Cemetery Polka
Sun May 01, 2005 3:05 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: The Ghastliest of Ghastly links...
Replies: 136
Views: 5662

This is something like my third post here, but I'm always up for an excuse to post this link, not to mention a friendly guro competition.


Also involves bees.
by Cemetery Polka
Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:12 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Ghastly on Gaia?
Replies: 30
Views: 1368

I've been looking for an excuse to post here again, and for some reason this is it.

I'm another one of Ghastly's Gaia fangirls.

Who would've thought that the same people who were into a cute anime dressup doll site would be the same people who liked tentacle rape?

Calamity.
by Cemetery Polka
Wed May 26, 2004 1:30 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: My 73 year old uncle was arrested for a blowjob in the park.
Replies: 12
Views: 1110

My 73 year old uncle was arrested for a blowjob in the park.

And boy do I know how to make an entrance. Just expressing my appreciation for the comic. It's hilarious. Pleased to make everyone's aquaintence and all that. (Oh, and for those of you keeping score, the topic line is a true story. So if you're ever in the mood for a blowjob, good news! You don't ha...