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by Archae99
Thu Jan 30, 2003 4:19 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Nip's Back!
Replies: 6
Views: 1349

Nip's back?

It looks like his front to me. :P
by Archae99
Thu Jan 30, 2003 7:22 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Who runs that school?
Replies: 8
Views: 1203

Oops!

Even in the world of carefully-planned stunts, accidents do happen... There's a reason why those guys get paid as well as they do! Besides, the sling is gone by today's strip and Nip's carrying his own luggage in both hands, so presumably it was just a minor sprain. Hanging off a helicopter ladder ...
by Archae99
Tue Jan 28, 2003 11:20 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: The end?
Replies: 10
Views: 1690

Jaintor in a drum?

UncleMonty wrote:
msd22000 wrote:Ferret in the popcorn! At least we didn't end up with Janitor in a Drum!
Hey, Ben's a good worker - they wouldn't can him! :roll:
Yeah, besides, he's going out with another great worker, so he has them over a barrel! :)
by Archae99
Sun Jan 19, 2003 9:04 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: The end?
Replies: 10
Views: 1690

Re: The end?

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. They were in the couch all the time? Aw, come on!! How did he "see" Lily trapped in that tube then? Until next time, remember: I AM THE J.A.M. Good evening. [WARP!!!] Hey, I've seen screwier things than that in a few of my dreams. (Like seeing myself from a third person...
by Archae99
Sun Jan 19, 2003 8:51 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Who runs that school?
Replies: 8
Views: 1203

msd22000 wrote:Maybe Crash Bandicout or Super Dave Osborne.
Or Wile E. Coyote, Super-Genius! :)
by Archae99
Sun Jan 19, 2003 3:51 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Music?
Replies: 2
Views: 601

More music?

Sniper 3 wrote:Yeah? Well..umm..I can play "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on my nose! So there. :P :wink:
So what. I can belch "Jingle Bells!" :roll:
by Archae99
Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:59 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Who runs that school?
Replies: 8
Views: 1203

Who runs that school?

Who runs that school Nip just graduated from?

Jackie Chan? :)
by Archae99
Sat Jan 18, 2003 6:02 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Music?
Replies: 2
Views: 601

Music?

Looks like Tuck found his musical calling! :) http://astro.temple.edu/~kmr/Chauffe2.mp3 First you'll hear a 10-cylinder, 750 horsepower Asiatech F1 engine being warmed up. Then it performs a rousing version of "When The Saints Come Marching In", to the delight of assembled pit staff and journalists....
by Archae99
Mon Jan 13, 2003 8:42 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Our heroes in a video game?
Replies: 1
Views: 305

Our heroes in a video game?

I enjoy playing the Playstation 1 game, "Spyro: Ripto's Rage." In one part of the game, the objective is to bust "Tuk" out of jail. And after the dragon Spyro un-freezes 3 other characters, including one named "Nip," they get "Tuk" out of jail by rolling a 2-ton snowball into the jail, smashing the ...
by Archae99
Sat Jan 11, 2003 2:31 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Cartoon movies?
Replies: 11
Views: 1347

And in Hollywood, either or both of those, (in addition to characters swearing enough to make a sailor blush,) are required Oh, ye of little faith. I'm not defending Hollywood, but as a film-student I can tell you those AREN'T requirements to make a movie. And btw, can I quote you on that someday, ...
by Archae99
Sat Jan 11, 2003 6:24 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: 12-10 strip
Replies: 12
Views: 1390

12-10 strip

Ralph, you forgot something VERY important in the 12 -10 strip, last two panels. Them all saying "cannonball!" or "cowabunga!" :) (I used to pull a dandy on my little sisters, in pools. I'd wait until they weren't looking, then do a cannonball, on the way down yell "Hey Gina!" "What do you.....AHHHH...
by Archae99
Sat Jan 11, 2003 6:12 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Cartoon movies?
Replies: 11
Views: 1347

Hollywood

Except there is a BIG problem with bringing ToTQ, Nip n' Tuck or UTLT to the big screen. Ralph won't let them throw any stupid gratuitous sex and/or violence in the scripts. And in Hollywood, either or both of those, (in addition to characters swearing enough to make a sailor blush,) are required. :x
by Archae99
Thu Jan 09, 2003 6:29 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: The end of the clown?
Replies: 1
Views: 352

The end of the clown?

Nice way to end the "Evil Clown Saga," Ralph.

Although, haven't I seen it somewhere before?

Hmmm....oh well, I won't dwell on how the clown was "Terminated." :P
by Archae99
Thu Jan 09, 2003 6:19 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Cartoon movies?
Replies: 11
Views: 1347

Cartoon movies?

n antoher thread it was mentioned that a "Garfield" live action movie is int the works. I have to say it'll bomb. Mainly because the guy we loved as Garfield, Lorenzo Music died. Without that voice it won't work. With cartoon/comic strips/comic books/toys live action movies, it can vary, a lot. The ...
by Archae99
Mon Jan 06, 2003 5:57 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Still snoring......
Replies: 18
Views: 2196

Good idea.

I think I'll stick to comedy.:P Good idea. Sometimes I see actors who do great in comic roles try their hand at drama, and they go right into the toilet. Steve Martin and Robin Williams are two examples of that. And other times I see great dramatic actors trying to do comedy, that falls flat. Like ...
by Archae99
Sat Jan 04, 2003 3:52 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Learning to drive!
Replies: 3
Views: 426

Learning to drive!

I just about died laughing reading the 1-4 strip.

Tuck looks like my Dad did every time he started teaching any of us 5 kids how to drive, when we hit 15. :D
by Archae99
Thu Jan 02, 2003 10:42 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Still snoring......
Replies: 18
Views: 2196

Still snoring......

Ralph, please wrap up this GAWDAWFULLY boring storyline soon. Outside of the one bright spot, (the "Insane Clown Posse" strip,) UTLT is getting more and more sleep-inducing, and less and less laugh-producing. Which is why I and I hope many others read your strips! To laugh! Do you really want UTLT a...
by Archae99
Thu Jan 02, 2003 2:41 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Look everybody
Replies: 18
Views: 2090

The kid?

Maybe that's one of Gene Catlow's raccoon kids? :)
by Archae99
Wed Jan 01, 2003 11:04 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: (Bleep)-ing Keenspace ads!!
Replies: 7
Views: 648

(Bleep)-ing Keenspace ads!!

I just finished sending a somewhat nasty e-mail to Keenspace. I mean, not only are they scaring the *&%$ out of me with the "Vroom" ads, now I get at random some bimbo saying, "Hey! Wanna chat with me?" or some other jerk saying "Click here if you have financial problems!" I mean, I have to deal wit...
by Archae99
Wed Jan 01, 2003 10:46 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 12-31 strip is crap. Totally.
Replies: 18
Views: 1756

Lott

Well, based on past statements and actions, it's most likely a good bet that Lott is not racist. Also, it's worth noting that the ones who "did him in" were not "the liberals." It was conservatives. Even Rush Limbaugh and the "Freepers" were saying Lott should be out. As Ralph stated elsewhere, Lott...