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by Van Douchebag
Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:22 am
Forum: Comic Pitching
Topic: 10,000 hits per month
Replies: 54
Views: 3931

TruPhan wrote:I don't know what happened, but somewhere in between you guys visiting here and me getting in a skiff with Theater Hopper (I may have said some things that made their way back to Tom) I got 6,000 hits yesterday and already nearly 2000 by noon today
Just for fun... what were your pageviews?
by Van Douchebag
Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:12 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Keenswim 2005
Replies: 117
Views: 6506

Glarryg wrote:And, could somebody give Douchebag a shower and a glass of warm milk? I think he needs a nap.
Could someone give fuckface a punch and a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up? I think he needs a cold hard death.
by Van Douchebag
Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:30 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Syndication
Replies: 51
Views: 2240

I want to make money doing something I don't consider work.
That means I'm qualified to be a cartoonist, or a porn star.
by Van Douchebag
Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Keenswim 2005
Replies: 117
Views: 6506

Well, I don't want to sound standoffish, but since it's my project, I'm the one who decides what's established and what's not. You're perfectly welcome to set your own standards and write whatever rules you want wherever else you please. As it is, within this arena, I'm interpreting the words I wro...
by Van Douchebag
Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: OMFG! an actual poll. (Art Classes)
Replies: 45
Views: 3799

Went to college. Got kicked out.
'nuff said.
by Van Douchebag
Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Keenswim 2005
Replies: 117
Views: 6506

Saying you want only "established" comics when you've been only online for a few weeks is very hypocritical. Who decides who is established and who is not?

Perhaps my idea of establishment has to do with the recognition of more than just the community, rather than merely being only?
by Van Douchebag
Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Keen Mimickry
Replies: 34
Views: 1691

You know someone's doing Garfield with McDuffies...
by Van Douchebag
Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Will Divine for Food
Replies: 19
Views: 1839

*shrugs*
Go nuts, Ryuko.

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by Van Douchebag
Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:08 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I'm Going to Panama!
Replies: 21
Views: 2104

Bring us back a disease so we may all share in the expierence.
Nothing says "I love you" like malaria.
by Van Douchebag
Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Man! This online quiz has got me PEGGED!
Replies: 363
Views: 19128

Wit is for the witty.
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by Van Douchebag
Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Naked thread: Resurrection
Replies: 1500
Views: 86289

My parents went to a Dr. Phil seminar weekend when he was just starting out. (before I was born, over 17 years ago) They saud that it was actually really good. But I think he's WAY over played. I can tell what's wrong with these people, and tell them how to fix it and I don't have a billion dollars...
by Van Douchebag
Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: your very own store
Replies: 23
Views: 1660

I have 7 Cafepress stores strung together into one store simply because I ain't popular enough for ThinkGeek or ZeStuff.

http://www.cafepress.com/wh1,wh2,wh3,wh4,wh5,wh6,wh7
by Van Douchebag
Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:48 pm
Forum: Comic Pitching
Topic: 10,000 hits per month
Replies: 54
Views: 3931

I wrote an entire article on Comixpedia on that exact subject , actually. You might wanna check it out. Anyway, not to be a spoil sport, but 10000 hits monthly isn't exactly a great number. I get 4000 daily, but then my friend who does a comic called Yirmumah gets 20000 daily. I shudder to think wha...
by Van Douchebag
Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Naked thread: Resurrection
Replies: 1500
Views: 86289

mcDuffies wrote:HELP! I just spent an entire evening drawing furry porn!!!

http://mcduffies.keenspace.com/viewimag ... yporn1.gif
http://mcduffies.keenspace.com/viewimag ... yporn2.gif
NSFW
Pfft. Amateur - one time I spent an entire evening watching Dr.Phil.
by Van Douchebag
Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Man! This online quiz has got me PEGGED!
Replies: 363
Views: 19128

[inserts joke about sucking one's own dick]
by Van Douchebag
Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Naked thread: Resurrection
Replies: 1500
Views: 86289

Well, it's more specificly the name I was wondering about. I have seen some people from France with the name, and it is not uncommon for French people to have names ending in "cock". Edit: On second thought, it's almost a certainty you have French blood, just as it is certain I have German blood. If...
by Van Douchebag
Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Will Divine for Food
Replies: 19
Views: 1839

...evil boner? My comic's villain. His real name is Nancy. Well I picked a good time...I was gonna call out for birthday pressies today too...bugger it. I will anyway. Not my fault every other bastard and his dog decided to start a comic about the same period as me and actually have the nerve to ke...
by Van Douchebag
Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Naked thread: Resurrection
Replies: 1500
Views: 86289

That would be hot, if not for the mental image of a woman with hairy hands.

That reminds me; your last name is "Babcock" and your comic is about a French chick. You wouldn't happen to have any french blood in you, would you?
by Van Douchebag
Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Naked thread: Resurrection
Replies: 1500
Views: 86289

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... wait, what are we shocked about again?
by Van Douchebag
Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Swimsuit Edition
Replies: 247
Views: 19102

Chris from Family Guy.