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Peaches wrote:What's next, webcomics that aren't availible online?

Ah, the golden age of telegraph comics. When I was a lad we used to wait down at the telamagraphic office waiting for the latest edition of - . -. - .- -.-. .-.. . .-- .- .--. .

Congatulations! Wow, that's like 28 in Faceless Blue Cock-Drone years!

Heh! Google Seppuku reminds me of an experience my friend once had. She was trying to fix her toilet and needed to find a diagram explaining how to replace the "ballcock valve" (snigger all you want, that's really what it's called) so she did a GIS for 'ballcock' and, of course, came up with lots of...

Hooray for Asia! Try as I might, I can't bring myself to make a cheap-shot comment about Asia. A hot chick who can field-strip a computer is just fine with me.

I will say, however, that childbirth for her at this point will not be difficult. I'd give it one good sneeze.

Hey Ghastly gang. Wunna' hear about my last three weeks!? Okay, okay, fine. Not like the browser hasn't got a "back" button... Still here? Great. About three weeks ago I got a job a Barnes and Noble (a book store -- I think they're a national franchise). Wore a tie, polished my shoes, fresh haircut ...

Nothing wrong with Keen in my experience! Small, functional, under-the-radar enough with a committed (and commitable) community of freaks, weirdoes and the generally aberrant who, in-turn, accept and respect their fellow freak, weirdo, and aberrant personality (I do still have issues with 'Kit n' Ka...

Psssst. You didn't hear it from me....

Besides I disabled 'em. Its just a test site for another more reputable server.

Hey thanks everybody. I really do appreciate it. Epecially the in-depth link autopsy by CE6. That was just me being sloppy.

I think a big part of the initial problems I had was my ((ahem)) well-meaning sabotage of the Java pop-up script Geocities automatically inserts into your pages.

Hiya gang. I've just set up my first Stupid, dinky website (Geocities though --urk! But I'm broke) and was hoping some of you lot could stomp around and test the links. For some reason my dad had trouble getting the links to work (though I suspect it's mostly dad and his near magical ineptitude with...

Ugh! Redbacks and Funnelwebs!! I just got back from Sydney and I still find myself cringing whenever I spot a stray black sock on the floor out of the corner of my eye. Those funnelwebs are monsterous! For some retarded reason the landlady at the place where I was staying decided I was to be the Res...

Wow Ghastly, that was a a profound and beautiful statement on the difference between aging and maturing.

Now, usually I'd question a perspective on maturity from the inventor of the "Faceless Cock Drone", but I know good advice when I hear it!

Happy Birthday!

Ooooh! I can't wait to hear the sordid story of how success turned you into a total prima-donna control freak, and how you went into a drug-fueled frenzy of debauchery that lead to a car crash that landed your very best friend in a wheelchair for life, and how you blew all your money on cocaine and ...

If the RIAA wants to make copyrights so iron clad, that if you even humm the tune without paying, they can have you murdered Jeez. You have NO IDEA how right you are. I'm producing a radio commercial for a small, local business that deals pre-owned musical instruments. This spot basically involves ...

Paul Soth wrote:So are bottles, plungers, bats, sticks, pipes, flashlights, etc...

Um. Yeah.. That offer to go bar-hopping is officially rescinded, Paul.

Say, did anybody else get a chuckle out of the position of the poor bystander's umbrella in panel three of this week's comic, or is it just me?

Give me RealDoll's patents, and my star portfolio item up to about $300 a share, and I'll gladly produce one for you. Just on a lark I looked up the realdoll patent. " Realistic female mannequin functionally usable by the human male ". Who says romance is dead? The appliation artwork is about as se...

cjburgandy wrote:my favorite is Thai Cha with Jasmine, black pearl gummies and cream.... *drools*
(nam cha yen mali)

Black Pearl gummies? Google's not giving me anything and I'm dead curious!

Heh! That site is a motherlode of unintentional comedy. " Snif, sniff. Anybody else smell carbon monoxide? ". " Ugh. I can't believe I got wasted on tequila shooters and woke up next to you " " say, does this look infected to you? " " Whooo... Jesus, you wouldn't BELIEVE the day I had. My report was...

You know, for me, Kwerki just isn't Kwerki without a couple of band-aids criss-crossed someplace on her body.

Wow, the author has managed to seemlessly combine the New England Journal of Medicine's synopsis on the effects of aberrant XYX chromosome pairings on human sexual development and stuff from the Teen Titans erotic fan fiction message board. Neato! Well, I'm off to drink cheap wine until I can put th...