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by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:18 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: April 12
Replies: 41
Views: 2981

Not the phrase I would have chosen, but servicable, I suppose.
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:58 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Powerful Allies
Replies: 64
Views: 2342

Hail!
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:53 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Potential enemies
Replies: 20
Views: 843

It was forged at the Artifacer's Guild by an unnamed smith. Its subsequent use as a training weapon for luxcrafters resulted in a prodigious amount of half-finshed or unanchored spells bieng stored within that unassuming blade. As to its temporary sudering, perhaps the sheer number of spells overstr...
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:47 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: April 12
Replies: 41
Views: 2981

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Hate those hard plastic like faces, always freaked me oot.
I always thought their heads looked like little styrofoam balls spray-painted green with the facial features stuck in a la Mr. Potato Head. With a hard hat.
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:53 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: April 12
Replies: 41
Views: 2981

To me, they kinda resemble those little green guys in Fraggle Rock, whatever they were called. Little beady eyes, short rounded noses, always hanging out in groups... The Doozers? The legion of little antisocial work-all-day-and-most-of-night construction-crazed moterized midgets? Well, paint them ...
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:03 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: April 12
Replies: 41
Views: 2981

Well, I'd rather have the army of living superballs with spears with me than against me.
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:26 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: March 23 - Coverup!
Replies: 197
Views: 6881

We seem to get along better with those we've fought - Britain, Spain, Germany, Japan, etc. So to get along better with the French we should declare war on them! On a lighter note, you forgot Mexico, Narnian. We seem to get along fine with them too. I'd say Canada too, but they were British at the t...
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:27 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: 03/16/2005 -- Possible Translation?
Replies: 30
Views: 2179

And parents as well!
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:10 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: 03/16/2005 -- Possible Translation?
Replies: 30
Views: 2179

No, I do not believe that there are medicinal uses for a bog dragon, tame or no, unless you count entertaining swamp village kits as a medicinal purpose.
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:45 am
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: 3-17-05
Replies: 19
Views: 1100

Re: whoops

squirrelly61104 wrote:
pop open or reveal too much in a wrestling ring
Wardrobe malfunction! :D
Wardrobe malfunction! :D
Ward...
Uhmm... Hortense, where did you get that shotgun? :o
:o :o RUN! RUN FOR YOUR RAPIDLY EXPIRING LIFE! :o :o
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:27 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: 03/16/2005 -- Possible Translation?
Replies: 30
Views: 2179

Count me out. Aside from my aversion to being covered in the pureed organs and flesh of a swamp dragon, I REALLY don't want to have to deal with an impossibly cute, utterly distraught, and, most importantly, immensely POWERFUL kit because we blew up her pet "Oggy." It's just not cricket, you know.
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:44 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Guess Who...
Replies: 40
Views: 1764

A man with a Lux recorder up his nose.
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:05 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: One helping of Bravado coming up...
Replies: 52
Views: 2988

He's not. He's just doing his job as the narrarator of the story.
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:14 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Guess Who...
Replies: 40
Views: 1764

I doubt any bookie in the seven villages would lay odds on that bet, Mikhail. They'd lose their shirts.
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:19 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: One helping of Bravado coming up...
Replies: 52
Views: 2988

Judging from the blood above his eye, I'd say that his eye is closed because blood from a scalp wound (which are notorious for bleeding in prodigous amounts) has covered and temporaraly blinded it. Fear not, I do not think he has lost or will lose the sight of his right eye.
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:36 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: One helping of Bravado coming up...
Replies: 52
Views: 2988

When you've been a tunnel blacker than the Earl of Hell's riding boots, a open manhole with the lights of the street (with the shadows gone, the drain on the local lux lines are gone as well) could strike you as sunlight.
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:10 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: It Ages You....
Replies: 21
Views: 957

Mjolnir wrote:"And today's drawing is being audited by Pope John Paul II. Now, the Pick 4."

:D

- Mjolnir
"Pious jesu dominae, 7! Donna eis requim, 3!"
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:01 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: One helping of Bravado coming up...
Replies: 52
Views: 2988

And this kit says it dosn't! *grabs coonu plushie and holds him up at solidus in a threataning manner* A good move. Really. At least, until Dr. Henrey Jones Jr., known to most as hero archeologist Indiana Jones, draws forth his Webley Mk. IV .455 revolver and his trademark bullwhip, that is. Then i...
by Bolo Unit_BRL of the Line
Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:28 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: A Questor Keeps His Promise
Replies: 33
Views: 1795

Narnian wrote:
Astral wrote:Yay :D Solidus kicked the habbit! w00t!
Is Solidus beating up on nuns again?
That or hobbits with bad spelling.