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Ghastly's Ghastly Comic was just listed on Portal of Evil : Tentacle monsters and the women who love them. Goony-looking pervert works all of his sex idiocy out on paper for you. There's a comments section if anyone wants to set them straight on the meaning of parody , etc. Then again, maybe it's no...

So then you're against free public education being available for all children and the abolishion of child labour factories or does your critical thinking skills stop at "communism = bad". Sounds to me like somebody has been brought up on a steady diet of propaganda and jingoism. I'm disappointed th...

Well, whether or not that ever will be as popular as "All your base are belong to us," I just found out that Ghastly's Ghastly Comic has an extensive Wikipedia entry.

Toawa wrote:Cats + Me + Enclosed Space + Sufficient Time = Dead Me

My friend Schrodinger had that problem, so he always carried around a lead cat carrier with some radioactive material in it.

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I've been up; I've been down; I've clawed my way back; I gave up.

Though plenty of people have screwed me over, yet I still always blame myself. Of Ghastly's three definitions, I'm leaning more towards no. 2 the more I think about it, but 1 and 3 both seem to apply equally well.

swordsman3003 wrote:I don't use my mouth....but I like to poke random people....

Use protection... or at least be ready to run away quickly.

Starburst's first one reminds me.... Does anyone have Chibiusa versus Godzilla?

Ack! I meant to put links to both the comic and the poll, so I've fixed it.

When I think about it, doing your civic duty has always meant bending over and taking it in the end.

This was originally told to me as a Newfie joke (the first time I'd even hear the term): An American, a Frenchman, and a Newfie were sitting chatting in a bar and the subject of pleasing their wives came up. AMERICAN: After we have sex, I pop open a cold bottle of champagne and spray it up in the ai...

Just to combine a recent strip and related poll with this thread: If you wanted to stop Earth from being enslaved by letting the President ass-rape you, who would you vote for? :) SECRET SERVICE SWAN: Here's the, uh, 'item' and lubricant you requested, Dr. Rice, and the Vorlons have set up their vid...

I've worn off most of my tastebuds licking various* women. It's fun and usually has only a hint of pretty-woman taste. However, I always sniff first to make sure I won't regret it, and I avoid even that if she's wearing too much makeup or perfume. Tongues are our friends. :p * though nowhere near en...

squidflakes wrote:Don't worry about thread hijacking here, we've refined it to an art

As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the thread on hijacking was hijacked.

Gengar003 wrote:K, I don't get it. Where's the assraping?

His platform was alluded to during an important conversation between Nort and Kwerki.

Ideally, in my opinion, we'd go back to "elective socialism" (but there's probably a better term for it). Unfortunately, people only realize the value of this old system when things are tough. For example, back in the days of Little House on the Prairie everyone had to work their asses off just to g...

I meant local, community (i.e. church, town, etc.) charities, not the monster corporations. I should have been clearer.

To be fair, I don't hear a lot of people blaming the poor, though a lot of people blame the way the government tries to "solve" poverty. Cripes -- poverty is even worse decades after we "declared war on poverty." Blaming the poor or rich or corporations doesn't help, since it all goes back to the go...

Someone just showed me this one:

Q. How many Jesuses does it take to change a lightbulb? ARYAN JESUS: Heh, I am the light! Hah hah hah...! DRUNK & BITTER JESUS: Oh, fuck the light! Growing up my Father just wouldn't shut up about how He created light before anyone knew what it was. Heck, when the Romans fuckin' nailed me up and I s...

jackalope wrote: Then again, the USS Enterprise (CVN 65) ran aground twice.

Q. What's the first thing the skipper says after running aground?

A. Gilligan!