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by Tellner
Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:25 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Well that was embarrassing...
Replies: 38
Views: 1532

There's the makings of a really cheesy porn scene there :D
by Tellner
Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:23 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: letter to dr laura (old classic)
Replies: 56
Views: 2758

Honor, sometimes you do. We all do. When you decide that facts don't apply because you don't like them or that reason isn't valid because it doesn't support your conclusions you are talking certainly out of your ass. When you damn and insult anyone who disagrees with you for their short-sightedness ...
by Tellner
Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:59 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: letter to dr laura (old classic)
Replies: 56
Views: 2758

Honor, you're not stupid, but you're talking out of your ass here, and you know it. Judaism hasn't had any significant influence on Christian thought since Paul sidelined James and started mass-marketing. If you had even a touch of education in European history, and I'm assuming that you didn't sinc...
by Tellner
Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:57 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: letter to dr laura (old classic)
Replies: 56
Views: 2758

It was "Puritan", something along the lines of "A person who is deathly afraid that someone somewhere might be having a good time." The problem, as I've said before, is that you really are coming from a position of ignorance on this one. There is no such animal as "Judeo-Christian". It's pretty much...
by Tellner
Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:13 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Harry Potter loves the horse cock
Replies: 24
Views: 1635

WangyJohn wrote:Hey, what's the story with the Hello Kitty vibra? I don't think I've really heard it yet.
It exists. It's pink. It's cute. It has Hello Kitty on one end. Think of it as Baby's First Sex Toy It is just plain wrong on so many levels. :-?
by Tellner
Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:45 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: letter to dr laura (old classic)
Replies: 56
Views: 2758

There's nothing wrong with naked pictures. There is something wrong with naked pictures taken while you are married and you are cheating on your spouse with another married person.
by Tellner
Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:02 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: letter to dr laura (old classic)
Replies: 56
Views: 2758

Yep. After several years of beating everyone who disagreed with her with the "holier than thou" club she became an aporikos (apostate) because she just didn't like being a Jew anymore. She wasn't much of a Jew before then. She was always doing things like abusing people, backbiting, destroying reput...
by Tellner
Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:46 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Cat ears!
Replies: 27
Views: 1537

I think you'll find that you read "The Lady of the Afternoon" or "The Queen of the Afternoon" depending on the publisher. "The Lords of the Afternoon" was never written, and Cordwainer Smith's notes have been lost. It is suspected that it included the return of religion and a common destiny for huma...
by Tellner
Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:05 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Cat ears!
Replies: 27
Views: 1537

Knows the classics? I put it to you sir that the stories of which we speak are the finest pieces of sci-fi ever written. And some of them are the best poetry and psychological tone-poems of the twentieth century. I would give years of my life and options on parts of my soul to be allowed to read th...
by Tellner
Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:40 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Fap Crusade for Ghastly!
Replies: 29
Views: 1740

Re: Fap Crusade for Ghastly!

I know prayer doesn't work simple because the Universe is just an empty ball of wiggling chaos. But as the bard said: there are more things on heaven and earth… If Sex Magick is the vehicle that works for you, then Tantricize to your heart's delight and five miles past. If it's prayer that aligns y...
by Tellner
Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:36 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Cat ears!
Replies: 27
Views: 1537

squidflakes wrote:Yes, but they got such wonderful condamine, and eventually Lady Da was able to contact the Instrumentality and all was put right.

Alas, poor Go-Captian Alvarez.. I wonder if they ever found socks to fit him
Ah, a cephalopod who knows the Classics!
by Tellner
Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:15 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Cat ears!
Replies: 27
Views: 1537

Or you just change human evolutionary trends so that they always had cat ears.. Oh, you think time goes that way. (Shamelessly stolen from HHGTTG.) That would work as long as Commander Suzdal noticed the trap the Klopts had set for him in time to set it up. The only downside is being sent to Sheyol...
by Tellner
Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Whoa! Ghastly extracurricular comic found?
Replies: 478
Views: 90641

I've been wondering about that. The only "Sephiroth" or "Sefiroth" I've heard of are Kabbalistic representation of the Divine attributes manifested in the universe. One can only assume the popular culture reference is something else.
by Tellner
Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:52 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: the sexy thread
Replies: 2900
Views: 238976

Uh, kittyboy, that's what a real woman's tits look like. Get used to it or only date women with plastic frankenboobs.
by Tellner
Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:39 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Pay tribute to your lord.
Replies: 81
Views: 4029

Misca, please, PLEASE feel free to post a picture of yourself in a thong. Hell, you don't even need the thong!
by Tellner
Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:31 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Squidly Abuse
Replies: 36
Views: 2124

Wow. Honor and I are in complete agreement on something :o
by Tellner
Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:28 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: wanna start a pissing contest...?
Replies: 6
Views: 477

Is it better to strengthen your territory or weaken the other dogs'? Simple. You have a bladder like our younger dog, Severian. Even the vet is amazed at his capacity. That way you can do both.
by Tellner
Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:15 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: yay had my first orgasm :)
Replies: 40
Views: 1980

Check out the song Wherever You're Going (I'd Like to Cum) from The Wet Spots' album Ribbed for Pleasure , also contains classics like Do You Take It?, Threeway Rendezvous, Kinky Neighbor and Piggy Pile. Wholesome, fun loving filth from Canada. And no, they're not paying me anything to say this :D
by Tellner
Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:09 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Pay tribute to your lord.
Replies: 81
Views: 4029

This will give me an excuse to finish the Tentacle Monster Poser figures.
by Tellner
Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:49 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Lucy, joo got a lot o' esplainin' to do.
Replies: 30
Views: 1478

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