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Now here is a story to make you rock.
Tis about the guy who had a corkscrew cock!
All his life he had to hunt.
To find the girl with the corkscrew cunt!
When at last he found her......he fell down dead!
The silly little cow had a left hand thread!

A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexahedronical ball
The cube of its weight
Times his chopper plus eight
Was four fifths of five eigths of fuck all!

hey the doc gave me diuretic pills said theese should cure most of your ills but my pharmacist said you'll piss like niagra! let's swap for viagra at least should give the girlfriend some thrills. there once was a young man from kent his john thomas was exceedingly bent to save himself trouble he st...