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by Watcher-Darkfox
Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:13 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Get Full Consent For Sex In The UK.
Replies: 88
Views: 4224

*shrugs* Could always carry a dictaphone around with you when you go clubbing, then when you get a girl back to your place switch it on and record the session... Just a thought, and it does seem a bit silly really. Yes I agree taking advantage of someone because they are drunk is wrong on so many le...
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:28 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Niche Market for the Hello Kitty Vibrator
Replies: 40
Views: 1266

Like a certain 15-year-old-girl who is now a registered sex offender for life for taking photos of herself ... I've been thinking, part time, along those lines for a few weeks now... (I often do this adversarial system exercise in my head... Just another way I'm wierd. Yesterday in the car...*) ......
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:30 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I was sad because the comic didn't update... until....
Replies: 76
Views: 3136

Well I consider myself a furry, but my transgressions are limited. I like watching Cartoons with Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck etc... I like parody porn of the female cartoon furry types. I online roleplay on a furry MUD, and when I do I do not ever yiff, I used to, but there are some places that some peop...
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:34 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Geo Stats
Replies: 59
Views: 3183

England is high on that list, cool, though you're tracker probably reads me as US cause like you said, the .com thingy...

But is just goes to show how universial the twisted sense of humour is.. :D
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:47 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Beating your Meat - Explained
Replies: 206
Views: 6956

Usually I tend to cup the sack and roll them gently with my right hand whilst gently stroking with my left with the thumb brushing over the head.

Or, if I'm to pent up and that's painful I sit on my hand until it goes dead and use that...
by Watcher-Darkfox
Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:47 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: A little Alternative style something else
Replies: 180
Views: 4858

Yesterday, Today, Tommorrow, Saturday, Sunday.

What's the differnence between apple pie and pussy?

You can eat your mom's apple pie.
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:44 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Has any one else......
Replies: 92
Views: 2519

When Iw as younger I have an argument about disability and handicap... I saw it as this, a Handicap means you have a limitation, something about you is slightly restricted, like in golf, you have a handcap meaning you have a limtation... Disability... Dis-abled, you cannot do, you are unable to do.....
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:52 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Bwahahahaha...Ghastly style facial cream....
Replies: 75
Views: 2061

Usagi-kun wrote:
wouldnt fucking the body be more fun? *puzzled again*
Both if done right can lead to a rather orgasmic experiance in thier own ways
When you're right you're right... :P

Also, wouldn't it be cheaper to just spread honey and oats on your face before you got you work on the ol' cream dispenser?
by Watcher-Darkfox
Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:49 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: the obligatory Hermione Dies! thread.
Replies: 44
Views: 1901

I should learn to watch where I click my damn mouse.... *thwacks forhead*
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:42 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: What do you do when your bored at work
Replies: 15
Views: 837

I used to sleep with my boss...

still had to damn well work though... but at least I got laid...

I woulda slept with the clients but I worked at a school....

*runs*
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:52 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Thoughts and prayers with UK friends
Replies: 13
Views: 948

It's a terrible thing for the families of those who lost loved ones and my heart goes out to them, but these terrorists have show how damn ignorant they are of their enemy... If the I gnorant R etarded A ssholes can't cow us after 30 or so years of bombs then some wannabe asshats who don't do their ...
by Watcher-Darkfox
Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:47 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Won't someone think of the younglings?
Replies: 49
Views: 2033

You put your hands behind your head, and shake your hips in such a way your 'long tom' flays from side to side... funniest when you do rapid pelvic thrusts....
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:09 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Gay people should be rounded up and fixed...
Replies: 116
Views: 5295

I had to go into hospital last year due to an abcess on the brain, thanks to my medical conditions they had to do the operation under local anaethesia... nothing like a hook pealing your flesh back, a hand drill burrowing into your skull and a straw sucking your brains out to give you sweet dreams.....
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:37 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Scary-assed shit in my e-mail.
Replies: 275
Views: 58208

When I saw that pic, the very first thought in my mind was 'I wonder what that'd feel like being anally raped with it?'

I need help...
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:31 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Will Japan ever get old?
Replies: 22
Views: 1244

it could be both. they've got porno game shows, i recall reading about one where the staff of the show provided two teams of men to circle-jerk bukakke the contestants, and then they calculated mass of launched semen, and whoever had the higher percentage stay stuck to their face won. *blink blink*...
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:28 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Male Orgasm
Replies: 34
Views: 1679

When I was younger, I once spent an entire week just getting off. Seriously, it was *Fwap Fwap Fwap* for an hour, spurt, clean up and *fwap fwap fwap* again... and I didn't stop... I was just so damn horny... I fell asleep wanking, I woke up hard and did it all again... Now when I get that mood it's...
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:21 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Gay people should be rounded up and fixed...
Replies: 116
Views: 5295

Things like this actually happen? Bloody Hell... I myself have experimented with my sexuality and have come to the conclusion that I'm primaraly Hetrosexual but wouldn't be adverse to a relationship with another man if there was an attraction. But then I think all men are damn ugly creatures. But se...
by Watcher-Darkfox
Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:57 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: More Peep
Replies: 29
Views: 1325

Soya wrote: She's a Messiah! :o
No she's not, she's a very naughty girl....

:P

/Monty Python
by Watcher-Darkfox
Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:30 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: SPANK'D!
Replies: 24
Views: 982

Hah, I'd win that just due to the fast for the last two weeks my thighs and buttock muscles have for some reason been in a state of complete tension... Ever tried to walk with a spasmed tight arse? ><
by Watcher-Darkfox
Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:58 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: A hundred and twelve bucks? Oh I don't think so!
Replies: 9
Views: 470

Hah, I almost dropped a soldering iron in my lap once... thank god for tangled wires is all I'll say.

Kudos on the spinny eraser thingy, I can't rub out anything without ripping paper, so a high speed moter would just get me confetti...

And knowing me, a drilled desk... ><